Monday, June 27, 2011

BS News Story Of The Day: Court Rules Woman Can Wank At Work

Talk about a story that smells fishy. From Who? Exactly.

Court Ruling Allows Woman To Continue Masturbating At Work

BRAZIL, May 11, 2011 - A woman aged 36 was enabled by the justice to masturbate in her workplace because she has a strange disease.

This is the story of Ana Catarina Bezerra Silvares, an employee of an accounting firm, a divorced mother of three who lives in the village Vila Velha, EspĂ­rito Santo.

The woman suffers from a rare condition known as “compulsion orgasmic,” caused by a chemical alteration in the brain region of the cortex, which leads her to masturbate several times a day to relieve the deep anguish that it causes.

Under this circumstance, Bezerra started legal proceedings with the company where she works that eventually won and that enables to masturbate for 15 minutes every two hours, besides using the computer to see erotic images that stimulate her desire.

The Brazilian newspaper North Regiao reported that the woman confessed, “There was a day I had to masturbate 47 times”, adding: “I began to suppose that this could not be normal, and decided to seek help.”

Currently, Bezerra follow a treatment that includes a potent cocktail of sedatives that “only” took her to masturbate 18 times.


  1. Whew! I thought I was the only one who counted.

  2. I want this "rare condition".
    "Sorry can't attend the office meeting - have to wank off"

  3. What color is your parachute?

    New job = phone sex operator.

  4. Every corporate job I had, you could never get away with this in the men's room, cuz there was always some overpaid bloated VP in there with the Wall Street Journal taking a colossal marathon dump. I got to the point that I instinctively held my breath before entering. I tried using other floors--same deal. I thought about putting a chamber pot in my cubicle just so I wouldn't have to go in there. If my window had opened, I would've pissed out of it.

  5. I was on the fifth floor, btw.

  6. Well, that's a fringe benefit I hadn't heard of before!

    I love the "Vienna" reference in today's header. Great song! :-)

  7. Man, she must give the clammiest handshakes. Although I'd wager strong ones at that.

    "Do you work out?"

  8. I guess now she's certified to do it in public.

    I wonder if she uses double entry bookkeeping?

  9. This story has inspired me to do the same.

  10. lefty, if you're serious about it, keep this
    and this on your desk, just be careful not to mix em up.

  11. If Billy Mays were still alive, there'd be an all-in-one solution.

  12. You gotta love Brazil. "We want Annie on our side for team building".



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