So, I'm getting the impression that Kenny Rogers is a popular guy among... well, somebody. I don't get it. And I'm from the South, where most of this shit was no doubt kreated.
Kenny jacket. A must-have. Look at that Kenny stare. No one will dare sneak up on you.
Kenny on velvet. Post-stroke.
Kenny serving bowl. Holds two full cups of suck. Or cigarette butts.
Kenny poker game with chickens instead of dogs. You got to know when to bluff 'em, know when to stuff 'em, know when to fry 'em deep, and know when to broil.
Kenny coffee tumbler. Love will turn you around. If not, have more coffee.
Kenny drawring -- the Bloated Years.
Kenny notebook/journal/sketchpad. "Dear Diary, why does Grandma keep buying me shit from Goodwill?"
Kenny velvet #2. So lifelike.
Easy opening for that denim jacket or LSU hoodie!
"Not that I know anything about either of those."
Kenny watercolor. Or is that Slim Pickens?
"Kenny As The Gambler" cufflinks. Perfect for that black-tie affair.
"I Ate 17 Fried Whole Chickens In One Sitting" Kenny on velvet
Kenny guitar. Play it right -- Kenny's watching.
Kenny painting. Not sure if it's velvet, but Kenny's jacket is.
Kenny t-shirt, modeled by someone who called his 1-900 sex line.
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