HA! Fun post. That first one happens to me in the grocery store here all the time. I see someone I know, and we have a conversation. Then we say, "See you later," or whatever and end up following each other all the way around the store. :-)
I love ordering the "Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity" at IHOP just because it embarrasses my family. Of course, later being told the urban dictionary definition of that expression was more than enough payback.
I love pancakes so much that sure, I'd try a fuckton of them.
I always mis-order that as "Rooty Tooty Big and Bouncy" to embrarass my family.