Way to go Napoleon.
I laughed so hard I cried. I have something I'd like to "drizzle on" him. This is douchebaggery to the nth power.
I love how you can tell how technologically au currant he is, because he listed his pager number.
I liked his address.. Such-and-Such ESTATES.. ROOM 3.
That's above the garage.No, no, David. We said you should try to make a GOOD impression!
hahahahaha!!!!! douchebaggerty to the "inth" degree!!!!! snort!!!!!
These things always seem like a joke to me, but then I could be wrong. He really *might* be a specialist in Excel pie charts. That is complex stuff.Cary, when you say you want to 'beat his ass', I presume you mean metaphorically.Woodwoman, did you have drizzling with Nitric Acid in mind? I certainly did.
Shit - he would have to be from Minnesota! I swear, we're not all like that...
Whew! I'm from South Dakota. We're back-assward in different ways.
He looks so young to me. I chalk this up to him just being too young and inexperienced to know how ridiculous he looks and sounds. I have to wonder, though, doesn't he have any parents or relatives or friends to let him know he's going about this in the wrong way? Yikes.