Monday, May 2, 2011

Vid Of The Day: David

Make me a pie chart of all the different ways I'd like to beat your ass, David.

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  1. I laughed so hard I cried. I have something I'd like to "drizzle on" him. This is douchebaggery to the nth power.

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  2. I love how you can tell how technologically au currant he is, because he listed his pager number.

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  3. I liked his address.. Such-and-Such ESTATES.. ROOM 3.

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  4. That's above the garage.

    No, no, David. We said you should try to make a GOOD impression!

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  5. hahahahaha!!!!! douchebaggerty to the "inth" degree!!!!! snort!!!!!

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  6. These things always seem like a joke to me, but then I could be wrong. He really *might* be a specialist in Excel pie charts. That is complex stuff.

    Cary, when you say you want to 'beat his ass', I presume you mean metaphorically.

    Woodwoman, did you have drizzling with Nitric Acid in mind? I certainly did.

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  7. Shit - he would have to be from Minnesota! I swear, we're not all like that...

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  8. Whew! I'm from South Dakota. We're back-assward in different ways.

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  9. He looks so young to me. I chalk this up to him just being too young and inexperienced to know how ridiculous he looks and sounds. I have to wonder, though, doesn't he have any parents or relatives or friends to let him know he's going about this in the wrong way? Yikes.

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