Tuesday, May 17, 2011

If They're In It, I'm Not Watching It (My Hated Celebs Of The Day)

Celebs this dude cannot abide.

MICHAEL DOUGL-ASS

Do not like. Never have. Don't like his dad, either.

SNAGGLEPUSS

Can't believe Twilight or True Blood didn't cast her

JAY LAME-O

Douche

SARAH JESSICA (for Liz ;)

I'll just watch Mr. Ed

NIC CAGE

Fool me once...

GWYNETH

Except in a box

ROBIN FUCKING WILLIAMS

Unfunny since.. hmm.. forever?

MYRUS

DIE-rus

QUASIMODO

Her face rings a bell. Because her ass would break it.

CHICLETS McPSYCHO

Eats corn on the cob through a tennis racquet

LILO THE HO

Oxygen thief

SEAN PEEN

Legendary twat

HARVEY FIERSTEIN

When I hear that beastly voice, I want to rip out his larynx and shove it up his ass.

BABS

"Shut the fuck up!"

Ghoul-ia Roberts

Succubus (click link and then wait a few secs)


21 comments:

  1. Will Ferrell is one of mine. I know I have others, but they escape my currently very full brain.

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  2. Russell Brand
    Hugh Grant
    Tom Cruise, post Jerry Maguire

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  3. I have others too but couldn't think of them either. But Sheila helped me remember two (Grant and Cruise; Brand I don't mind).

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  4. Russell Crowe. What a massive tool. Only thing I'll watch with him is LA Confidential, because that was my first date with the hubs.

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  5. Tom Cruise. When he got on the crazy train, I decided it was over between us.

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  6. Wow - you knocked it out of the park here - all of these should be driven over a cliff. And a big yes to Tom Cruis-azy, weird little man. I would add Richard Gere, Jesse James and Joy Behar as having no redeeming qualities. And I don't know why, but Jane Krakowski makes me want to hit someone, mainly her.

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  7. Adam Sandler, except I enjoyed Wedding Singer. I second the Tom Cruise thing and Nic Cage. For some reason I have a resistance to Bill Murray, too. Don't know why. Wary about Will Farrell.

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  8. You must have loved Mrs. Doubtfire. Harvey/Robin combo

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  9. Matthew McConaughey, Kendra Wilkinson, David Spade, Jay Mohr, Jennifer Lopez.... all need to sky dive without parachutes as far as I'm concerned.

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  10. "CHICLETS McPSYCHO" made me snicker. The names and captions are very clever.

    The link for Succubus was quite amusing too. :D

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  11. Tom Cruise
    Gwyneth Paltrow
    Robert Downey Jr.
    Nicholas Cage
    Any Cyrus
    Any Lohan
    Any Kardashian
    Any Reality "star"
    Blair "Fucking" Underwood
    Hugh Grant
    I used to absolutely hate, with serious, almost psychotic passion, Dabney Coleman.

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  12. Jack Black. Cannot stand him!

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  13. If you despise Leno does that mean you abide Letterman? Just wondering. That't how I divide the world and I'm a Letterman fan. I have a theory...

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  14. There is a snickers commercial where Roseanne Barr gets taken out by a log. Every time I see that commercial, I think of you Cary!

    And it cracks me up to!

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  15. Teresa - yes! Love that one. You think of me? Awwww.

    Cindy - Nope, don't like Letterman, either, but I don't loathe him as I do Jay. I don't really watch talk shows, not even Conan, who I like.

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  16. Jack Nicholson. He looks and acts like a cartoon version of himself.

    Kristen Stewart. Her range of emotions runs the full gamut from A all the way to B.

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  17. Corn on the cob through a tennis racquet! Love it! My mom always used to say "he can eat an apple through a picket fence!" I like yours better.

    I agree with most - I like Robert Downey Jr. though. If we're talking about acting. Personality-wise, not so much.

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  18. Jeanine Garafalo. DETEST her (but it's easy to confuse her with that actress who starred on the TV show set in Alaska, who I like). The only one on your list who I really hate is Sean Penn; the rest are okay, although I only do LiLo up to "Mean Girls." After that it's been ALL the way downhill. Still giving Cuckoo Cruise a chance, though I'm not sure why.

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  19. I can pick good films from most of these people. Nic Cage needs to take 20 years off and return when he's ready to act and stop being creepy.

    Michael Douglas was awesome in The China Syndrome and The Game (also with Penn). I did get awfully sick of seeing his ass in the 90s. It's like he demanded it in his contract. It was his brown M&Ms.

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