The groomers claim the products they use are all safe for the dogs and that the dogs enjoy the attention they get when they are being groomed. All I know is, if I tried to do this to my dog Max, he'd bite my hand off, and rightly so. ~posted by Daisy
"It's not nice to fool Mother Nature!"
I told you not to eat the brown acid.
Hmm...this one gives new meaning to the term "dog hump."
Is that a beer can stuck in the dog's butt?
Just get a horse next time. It's a lot easier.
"They did this to me just so they could name me 'Spot.'"
"Here have a banana."
He's praying a real tiger doesn't come along and try to hump him.
"Does this make my butt look big and inflamed?"
Eats, poops, and sleeps.
I think I saw that hat at the Royal Wedding.
They could have used him in the Super Bowl.
"Painted toenails?--Surely you jest!"
("I'm serious, and don't call me Shirley.")
WARNING! Do NOT approach buffalo!