Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Delusional Person Of The Day: Not-Batman

From The Smoking Gun.



Michigan Cops Cage Caped Crusader In Bizarre Rooftop Incident

A Michigan man dressed in a Batman costume was arrested early this morning after cops found him hanging off the ledge of a building.

Petoskey Department of Public Safety officers pulled the wannabe superhero back onto the building’s roof around 1 AM. A search of the man’s utility belt turned up a collapsible baton and a container of pepper spray.

As a result, the 31-year-old suspect--who cops did not identify in advance of his arraignment--was charged with possession of dangerous weapons in addition to trespassing.

As seen above, cops photographed the man in full costume after he was transported to police HQ.

Investigators also released photos of Batman’s baton and his lead-lined gloves and spray. He is also seen in a shot with his cape closed as well as one with his mask removed.

Law enforcement officials this afternoon identified "Batman" as Mark Williams, who, on his MySpace page, describes himself as a "geek" who is “into comics and action figures” and loves “The Dark Knight.” (No shit. -C)

8 comments:

  1. Put. The. Mask. Back. On.

    And dude, there's this new stuff called "antiperspirant"-- look into it.

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  2. "collapsible baton" heh

    I was a little afraid to click on the link for that one.

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  3. Oh my lord... what a dumbass.

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  4. Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da NOT!

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  5. At least he was good enough to pose for the Po-po. I hope they sent him home with a copy of the home game.

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  6. Today's mugshot is priceless (with the comment, of course!)

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  7. What?!! You mean it's not optimal to be wearing a vision-limiting mask and a cape that can get caught on anything?

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