Wednesday, May 25, 2011

17 Jobs Worse Than Yours (Of The Day)

Proving once again that no matter how bad you have it, some poor bastard always has it worse.

THIRD-WORLD SEWER TROUBLESHOOTER

DEODORANT TESTER

BEVERAGE SALES (IN CHARACTER)



MAN-ASS SHAVER

FRESH HOT PEANUTS!

CUBEMATE OF GUY TWICE YOUR SIZE


WALKING TOILET CLEANER ADVERTISER

EQUINE SPOOGE COLLECTOR

FOOD DELIVERER (IN CHARACTER)

GOLF BALL TARGET

MEN'S COLLEGE DORM MAINTENANCE

PSYCHOTIC CELEBRITY NIPPLE TWEAKER

CRACK WAXER

PRIVATE, CHINESE ARMY


PSYCHOTIC CELEBRITY BEVERAGE ATTENDANT



TOURISM CONSULTANT



CARNIVAL TOMATO TARGET

14 comments:

  1. Man-Ass Shaver? Hmmmm. I wonder if they're hiring? ;)

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  2. RGR, I have a feeling that job isn't as neat as it sounds.

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  3. Hillarious.. but the girls that are in the EQUINE SPOOGE COLLECTOR business look pretty hot from the back...

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  4. I totally feel sorry for my waxing girl.

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  5. OBMJ, you're probably right. The odds of getting to shave a Gerard Butler or a Liam Neeson are practically nil.

    I've been present for equine spooge collection and it is something to see, let me tell you. But only once. After that it's just creepy.

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  6. RGR, you are much more likely to get someone along the lines of Donald Gibb.

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  7. If it weren't for the ridiculous costume, being a tourism consultant might not be too bad. The rest, I'd have to say no thanks. I am sooooo grateful to have the job that I have, though.

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  8. RE: the MPOTD... years ago my husband and son made a potato gun.. before the glue had come to a complete dry..my husband decided to "test" the igniter.. put his eye up to the barrell and hit the trigger..sounded like a bomb went off.. burnt off all lashes and eyebrow of that eye..and burnt the eyeball itself.. Very embarrassing for him to explain his injury to the ER doc.. hehehehe ..Boy,those things can really fire a tator though! Dangerous!!

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  9. Wait . . . Jennifer Lopez Nipple Tweaker is a *bad* job?

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  10. The 'man ass shaver' is actually a painter. Bodybuilders always get painted right before they go on stage at a show. It makes the muscles look more defined under the glare of the lights. The women bodybuilders get painted too, so depending on sexual orientation, maybe this job could be listed on a top 15 best jobs list too.

    I've done a spooge collection from a dog at the vet clinic I used to work at. It is not fun in any way. I agree wholeheartedly with the entire list, especially the sewer troubleshooter... yikes!

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  11. You played Red Rocket at work, eh Summer?

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  12. Judging by the costume of the tomato toss, that's a RenFest job right there. Having worked a stint at the one in MD, I can tell you...it really is one of the worst jobs going. I got paid pittance for 12 hours of standing there in the rain one summer shouting, "G'Day, Milords and Ladies! Do come have a try at m'game!" at drunken people staggering by scarfing down turkey legs.

    Would've been MUCH easier being a burger jockey...

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  13. I have truly been blessed to work on my chosen field since I came out of college. These might be embarrasing but I think there are worse, like being a cleaning maid for a new rich bitch. I'll ask my skinny cubemate if she feels like the guy in the picture.

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  14. Aries said...

    Wait . . . Jennifer Lopez Nipple Tweaker is a *bad* job?


    You're forgetting that you'd have to put up with her attitude just for the pleasure of "Tuning in Tokyo" for a living.

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