They book 'em, we cook 'em.
Now repeat after me: "I will not ask women in the park for their panties."
Dope on a rope
Give it up, Balky, you're too old for emo.
Why is Flava Flav wrapped in bacon?
I'm pretty sure I roomed with this guy in college. He listened to Saxon 24/7 and masturbated every time I left the room.
No pictures, please, I'm resting.
Hey! Loved you in The Ring!
Is that Hank Azaria?
The UV rays bouncing off Gramps' shirt slowly rotted his ear until it had to be removed.
WTF is this, Solid Gold Jailhouse?
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! OKAY OKAY I WON'T SMILE! Fuckin' a!
God no, not LOTD.
My eyes are down here.
How can one back hold so much fail?
No, no, MUG shot. Mug. With an M.