I love "Dear Santa" the best but I also like "Sir, no touching the dog, please."
Daisy, you're right, "Sandwich ???" is rather frightening. But the "scary as crap prize" definitely goes to the "Depression" lady. Why would you let it get that long before you have it removed? (Assuming she did.) If I have so much as a freckle change shape I'm off to the dermatologist in a hot second.
Love the electric ass wagon! And if I'd remembered that The Horn was going to be on here, I would have had to pass.
ReplyDeleteSo many good ones this month, it's hard to choose, but I think my favorite is "Sir, no touching the dog, please." :D
ReplyDeleteSandwich girl(?) is kind of scary looking.
I love "Dear Santa" the best but I also like "Sir, no touching the dog, please."
ReplyDeleteDaisy, you're right, "Sandwich ???" is rather frightening. But the "scary as crap prize" definitely goes to the "Depression" lady. Why would you let it get that long before you have it removed? (Assuming she did.) If I have so much as a freckle change shape I'm off to the dermatologist in a hot second.
RGR, I agree. It seems like SOMEONE would have said to her, "You know, you might want to have that thing looked at."
ReplyDeleteThe Jed I kid is gorgeous! I third the "Sir, please" but the "Acid" one makes a hole in my heart for purely geeky reasons.
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ReplyDeleteIt seems like SOMEONE would have said to her, "You know, you might want to have that thing looked at."
Is that before or after the girlish shriek? (gender notwithstanding)
HA HA! Cam, it would definitely be AFTER the shriek, after the shudder, and after the recoil from horror, too. :-D
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