Tuesday, April 12, 2011

March Engrish Roundup


But if it gets in her hair, she's gonna be pissed.

Is that Alaskan King Crap?

Drink wong, Lo Kat, drink wong.

She owns it, I'll give her that.

Your internet porn headquarters.

The brind leading the brind

Shinjuku = Death Star

Those are some harsh browns, man.

You so gramorous, Bambi!

Correct. Do not try to experience it. You will be sorry.

Uh, I'll have the pizza.

Roak out with your coak out

The thong's what?


  1. I love the randomness of the texts on the garments. If I get to travel to Asia, I will buy every funny t-shirt I see. On not so related news, I found out that I have a co-worker named Swallow. Last name is Wang. I deserve an award for keeping a straight face when my boss told me.

  2. NO effing way. That's awesome.

  3. Dork Bowels. Pretty sure I saw those available at the Genius Bar.

    Chrocs, you DO deserve an award! I'm afraid I would have burst out laughing. Swallow Wang. Please tell me you work for the government!

  4. I hope she knows that's just an expression. You aren't really supposed to swallow it.

  5. The NRA soccer(!?) flip flop/sandal things were pretty funny. I wonder if it's hard to run and kick the ball while wearing those? :-)

    "The brind leading the brind" HA HA HA!
    Your captions are the best as always, Cary.



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