Friday, April 29, 2011

Job Opportunity Of The Day

No two-armed dope fiends!


  1. They are awfully picky for a cover band.

  2. I hope they do well as musicians, 'cause I'm not confident of there ability too complete job applications without giving away they're level of formal education.

  3. Hear-hear, Jennifer!

    Should I tear my arm off for the audition, or should I wait until I get the job?

  4. What I find most worrisome is the need for a flame retardant drum kit and stick.

    I don't know about anybody else, but if I was a one armed drummer the last thing I'd wanna do is be in a band named "Pyromania" that has a penchant for playing with fire.

    It's not like your life is working out so great if you're already down one limb and in a cover band, so why push your luck and wind up a crispy critter just so you can headline the State Fair?

  5. What's funny is that there are only a couple of places here where a band of this sort could play. This ain't Austin, the State Fair is in October and it has its acts booked 3 years out.

    The good news is that we are getting an In & Out Burger here so things could be looking up for these chaps.



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