Thursday, April 28, 2011

Dumbass Of The Day: Kelly Gibson

From Anastasia and Wane.com.



Paint-huffing husband hauled to jail

FORT WAYNE, Ind. (WANE) - A Fort Wayne man was charged with inhaling toxic vapors for the 48th time after his wife called police and told them he was huffing paint in their apartment last Thursday.

According to a Fort Wayne Police Department report, when an officer arrived at the 517 Lawton Place apartment, Elizabeth Gibson said she and her husband Kelly had been in an argument and he had gone upstairs to huff paint.

The report said since she was afraid to go inside, she handed the officer her keys and followed him up.

When the officer opened the door, the entire apartment smelled of paint fumes and Kelly was found sitting on the couch with his shirt off, and his hands, mouth, nose and chin covered in silver paint.

Police said Kelly had a can of silver spray paint in his right hand and a paint-covered plastic bag in his left.

The officer said Kelly had a dazed, glassy-eyed look about him and was unsteady on his feet.

Kelly was taken to the Allen County Jail and charged with inhaling toxic vapors.

This incident was the 48th time Kelly was charged with inhaling since 1992.

14 comments:

  1. That. Is horrifying. Funny, too, but... I'm cringing.

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  2. Yikes! Perhaps he should be in a mental health hospital instead of jail? Not sure he's a threat to anyone (or anything) but himself and what is left of his brain cells.

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  3. That's something I've got to try.

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  4. At first glance I thought maybe he was auditioning for the Tin Man in "The Wizard of Oz." (Except that he's obviously missing a brain, not a heart.)

    I don't even like using nasal spray when I have a cold. I'll be damned if I'm snorting spray paint, deodorant, or PAM. Just pass me the Jack.

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  5. How do you take your Jack, RGR?

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  6. Neat, water back. In the summer, on the rocks.

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  7. The 48th time he was charged. Oh my!

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  8. 48 times!! Good lawd! Love the shirt though.

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  9. Well, that's disturbing. I stepped into an elevator in a fancy-ass office building once and a homeless guy was in there huffing the hell out of something in a can wrapped in a filthy rag. Looked and smelled like paint thinner or something. Jaysus, I was already going up (as was he, haha) before I realized WTF was going on. Got off about 6 floors early, I did. That's gross.

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  10. Oz never did give nothin' to the Tin Man that he didn't already have.

    Just sayin'...

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  11. Something really seedy about inhaling fumes. Creeps me out.

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  12. LOL @ Cary. From all the paint-huffing this unsteady, glassy-eyed guy's done, I bet he's "spinning round, round, round, round. :-D

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  13. Is it just me or did anyone else think that "Radar O'Reilly" really hit rock bottom when they saw the guy's photo?

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