Thursday, March 31, 2011

Vid Of The Day: Pole Dancing For Jesus

More names for Jesus' "Asses To Kick When I Go Back To Earth" list.


15 comments:

  1. Ohhh, you use christian music....well in that case, Jesus approves. I mean since you talk to him and everything like that, like, ahhh, pray, like, pole dance, like. Oh well, the shoes are cool - FMPs (work the glutes)

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  2. Oh my. The smite list gets longer every day. The old "paved with good intentions" quote is popping into my head. The idea seems a bit misguided to me. I guess my idea of worship is a little different from that, with at least an attempt at being more reverent and respectful. Her explanation for why they wear those shoes made me laugh.

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  3. Yeah... and from another perspective, teaching women to be "empowered" is usually meant to keep them OFF the poles... y'know.

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  4. HAHAHAHA!

    Nice way to try and put a holy roller spin on what you're doing there, honey, but you still look like a cheap pole-dancing stripper (sans the tan), with those ridiculous 'ho shoes.

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  5. Those shoes look like the ones that preacher in Tennessee forced his wife to wear. Well, until she took a shotgun and blew him to bits, that is.

    @MtnMama -- Exactly. :)

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  6. I'll bet there's a lot of praying during class. "Oh, please God, don't let this pole fall down."

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  7. "that's why we wear the shoes actually". Riiiiiiight.

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  8. Well okaaaay. You learn something new everyday. And I love your Pink references you have posted lately. My personal favorite is "Don't be fancy, just get dancey". I text that to my 19 year old son at random. He hates when I text random stuff to him, which, OBVIOUSLY, is why I keep doing it.

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  9. "I'm good with God...oh God, oh GOD, OH GOD!!!"

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  10. There are no poles in heaven.

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  11. But are the shoes in heaven? 'Cause really, it's all about working the glutes.

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  12. Jesus loves those shoes. He told me!

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  13. They really make you go to the trouble of stealing a church program to get in? Thievery is a sin.

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  14. So she's got a bole dancing studio. What does she do with it Monday thru Friday? Uh-huh. That's what I thought. Lies make baby Jesus cry.

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