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From The Daily Mail. Link from Claire.
WOMAN CAUGHT SHOPLIFTING WHEN MOTORIZED CART GETS STUCK IN EXIT DOORS

Jerrie Perkins, 30, allegedly tried to steal $600 worth of electronic goods from a Meijer store in Pontiac, Michigan. Her attempt was foiled, however, when her motorised cart got stuck in the exit door.
When staff heard the door alarm activating they asked her for the receipts. It was at this point she got violent and police were called.
Perkins has been charged with unarmed robbery, resisting and obstructing a police officer and second-degree retail fraud.
Oakland County Sheriff's Office said she allegedly shoved the store's loss-prevention officer and hit her in the face. When a deputy arrived and asked the 30-year-old to put her hands behind her back, she "cursed at the deputy, balled her right hand into a fist and took a fighting stance."

The deputy then pulled his Taser and told Perkins (above right) to put her hands behind her back. Instead she brought her fist up over her head and looked directly at the deputy, who then tasered her.
It was only then that she complied with his commands and was promptly taken to jail.
She has since been released on $15,000 bail.








At 400lbs, I'm guessing that she couldn't put her hands behind her back if she wanted to.
ReplyDeleteWow. One wonders how she thought she could pull that shoplifting heist off in what my friend calls an "electric ass wagon".
ReplyDeleteAnd, is the ball being held up for purposes of scale or something? So not good, that photo.
Electric ass wagon. I like that.
ReplyDeleteWe went to Disney recently and those things were everywhere. We saw one woman get really belligerent because people weren't clearing a wide path quickly enough so she could breeze through without having to stop. Sorry, lady, everybody waits. Welcome to Disney.
Only in 'Merica!
ReplyDeleteElectric Ass Wagon. Nice.
She went through all that for the sake of $600 worth of electronics. It continually amazes me how people do things like this without considering what the consequences of their actions might be.
ReplyDeleteShe may be the only person left using Friendster. Electric Ass Wagon. You should trademark that.
ReplyDeleteLMAO...electric ass wagon...hahaha Sounds like what I'm going to need when these freakin' GS cookies get through with me!!!
ReplyDeleteWas a taser really necessary to take down a 400 lb woman? Couldn't you have just tied a cruller to the end of a stick?
ReplyDeleteOne of the mentally handicapped guys I used to take care of had 3 toes broken by a large woman in an "electric ass wagon" at the Wal-Marks. To this day he won't go in the store.
LOL at the cruller on a stick. Geez, RGR, nicely done.
ReplyDeleteFrank Irwin said...
ReplyDeleteAt 400lbs, I'm guessing that she couldn't put her hands behind her back if she wanted to.
Honestly I'm surprised she was able to lift her hand over her head without passing out from the strain.
What!!!??? She's not from Florida??!!
ReplyDeleteCary said...
ReplyDeleteElectric ass wagon. I like that.
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