Three easy payments of $39.95? Is a better marriage really worth that?
Probably beats getting woken up by a slap to the head and an exasperated comment of, "You sulfurous bastard" every 45 minutes or so. (more often on chili or taco nights)
But I'm a single guy who occasionally has company in bed, so really the only victim is usually me.
I think that "layer of activated carbon" only works if you're on the right side of the layer, meaning the top. Friends of mine have separate houses about a mile apart. They say they've never been happier or more committed.
Three easy payments of $39.95? Is a better marriage really worth that?
ReplyDelete"Makes a great wedding or anniversary gift." HA HA! Can you see a new bride-to-be putting this down on her gift registry? :D
ReplyDeleteI thought about that, Daisy, for my cousin who's getting married next week. :-)
ReplyDeleteIf I were going to spend that much money on a wedding gift, I think I'd buy something the couple might actually want! :-)
ReplyDeleteYeah, the price pretty much made that thought a short-lived one.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Daisy!
ReplyDeleteFrank, that does sound expensive. I found separate bedrooms to be much cheaper and equally effective. Plus that blanket is ugly.
Do they make underwear?
ReplyDeleteI was thinking pants.
ReplyDeleteIt's hardly "found porn" if it comes from Playboy, maybe that's just me.
ReplyDeleteFrank Irwin said...
ReplyDeleteThree easy payments of $39.95? Is a better marriage really worth that?
Probably beats getting woken up by a slap to the head and an exasperated comment of, "You sulfurous bastard" every 45 minutes or so. (more often on chili or taco nights)
But I'm a single guy who occasionally has company in bed, so really the only victim is usually me.
Poor poor me.
Then you owe it to yourself, Cam. Splurge on you for once.
ReplyDeleteI think that "layer of activated carbon" only works if you're on the right side of the layer, meaning the top. Friends of mine have separate houses about a mile apart. They say they've never been happier or more committed.
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