It was either this or carry a man-purse, and Neil had far too much dignity for that.
From The Smoking Gun.
COPS: INMATE HAD CONDOM STUFFED WITH 30 ITEMS UP HIS BUTT
A Florida inmate is facing new criminal charges after a strip search turned up a remarkable array of items hidden inside a condom sticking out of his rectum.
Neil Lansing, 34, was jailed Friday after being sentenced in Drug Court on a possession charge. It appears that Lansing stocked up on contraband in anticipation of serving his time, according to a Sarasota County Sheriff’s Office report.
During a “routine search of inmates” Friday night, jailers “observed part of a condom sticking out of the defendant’s anus.” After the item was dislodged, deputies discovered it contained:
* 17 round blue pills marked “54/199”
* 1 cigarette
* 6 matches
* 1 flint
* 1 empty syringe with eraser over needle
* 1 lip balm container
* 1 condom
* 1 CVS receipt
* 1 paper coupon
Lansing was charged with illegally possessing drugs (the blue pills were Oxycodone) and tobacco inside a county jail.