Tuesday, March 1, 2011

News Of The Day: Redneck Religion

From The Smoking Gun.



In Some Parts Of The U.S. "Redneck" Is Actually Considered A Religion


While certainly no experts on spiritual matters, we were unaware before today of the existence of a religion being practiced in the South.

As seen in the above excerpt from a Bradenton (Florida) Police Department report, suspect Joshua Lee Joehlin told cops that he is a member of the “Redneck” faith.

Joehlin, a 20-year-old Texan, was busted early Sunday morning on a felony charge of engaging in a lewd and lascivious act with a minor.

He is being held in the Manatee County jail in lieu of $10,000 bond.



11 comments:

  1. oh. so. much. to. say.
    to. this. must. not.

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  2. At least it was his cousin, right?

    (Now now, I have friends in Texas. I kid.)

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  3. Their god is Dale Earnhardt.

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  4. #3 The Intimidator, that is.

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  5. Yikes! Manatee County in Florida again!

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  6. Yup. Florida is where all the Georgia rednecks go when they get tired of the gnats.

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  7. I'm having trouble seeing the "news" in this. But then I live just 4 miles from St. Mattress of the Springs United Redneck Church.

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  8. RGR, ours is called Church Of The Inner Springs, and it's a Sunday morning favorite.

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  9. Well, ours is more "high" church, don't you know. :)

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  10. "high" church = pillow top?

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