Thursday, March 31, 2011

Great Band Names Of The Day




Names of real bands, from The Courteous Chihuahua. My favorite: Shitty Shitty Band Band.

Action Figure Party
Almighty Lumberjacks of Death

Anal Blast

Anal Magic & Rev. Dwight Frizzell

Anal Stench

Anal Thunder

Angry Salad

Angry Samoans

Asian Kung-Fu Generation

Asspounder

Bad Haggis

Bad Monkey

The Banana Splits

Bastard

Bastard Sons of Johnny Cash

Bathtub Shitter

Big Poo Generator

The Birds Are Spies, They Report to the Trees

The Birthday Massacre

Bondage Fruit

The Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre

The Broken Penis Orchestra
Butthole Surfers

Butt Trumpet

Cars Can Be Blue

Cat Butt

Cats on Fire

Chainsaw Gutsfuck

The Child Molesters

Circle Jerks

The Cumshots

Death by Chocolate

The Egyptian Gay Lovers

Enter the Haggis

Facedowninshit

Father Moo & the Black Sheep

The First Person to See an Elephant

FistFuck

Five Foot Mullet

Flying Monkey Orchestra

The 4 Skins
Fuck
Fuck...I'm Dead

Fu Manchu

Funky Monkey

The Gay

Goatpenis

Godspeed You! Black Emperor

Go-Go Gorilla

Go-Kart Mozart

Go Robot, Go!

Guns'n Wankers

Hairy Lemon

Half Man Half Biscuit
Half Japanese
Honest Bob & the Factory-to-Dealer Incentives

I Got Shot in the Face

I Would Set Myself on Fire for You

Ivor Biggun

Jackie on Acid

Jedi Mind Tricks

Jon Cougar Concentration Camp

Kidneythieves

Killer Dwarfs

Killer Squirrel

Kiss My Poodles Donkey

Kiss the Anus of a Black Cat

Lemon Jelly

Lubricated Goat

Me First and the Gimme Gimmes

The Men They Couldn't Hang

Monkey Mafia

Motherfucker 666

The Mr. T Experience

The Muppets

Mutant Prostitute

Ned's Atomic Dustbin

The Nipple Erectors

No Name

Not Drowning, Waving

No Use for a Name

Nunfuckers

Party Fun Action Committee

Penis Flytrap

Ping Pong Bitches

Pissing Razors
Pitchfork Abortion

Please Inform the Captain This Is a Hijack

The Plot to Blow Up the Eiffel Tower

Poo

Prick

Propagandhi

Rainbow Butt Monkeys

Satan's Almighty Penis

Sausage

Screaming Monkey Boner

Scrotum Grinder

Seagull Screaming Kiss Her Kiss Her

Selfish Cunt

Sheep on Drugs

Shitty Shitty Band Band

The Slits

Smegma

Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin
Spacehog

Space Monkey

The Spaceshits

SPUNK

Star Whores

Stick Men with Ray Guns

The String Cheese Incident

Sultans of Ping

Swearing at Motorists
The The

The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza

Totally Fucking Gay

Vowel Movement
The Wait Wait Waits

Zodiac Mindwarp & the Love Reaction


16 comments:

  1. I'd like to add The Wait Wait Waits...as in, what they said every time they all tried to play the same thing at the same time. :)

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  2. Prairie Girl Says:

    The Bathtub Shitter, hmmm I bet they play their music at the hot tub parties, you know the "group poo and spoo".

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  3. What? No Butthole Surfers?

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  4. The band Pitchfork Abortion definitely belongs on this list. And yes, it's a real gigging band in this area!

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  5. Didn't the Butthole Surfers change their name? I'll add them and the other suggestions.

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  6. The Butthole Surfers have been around for some time and gained a little notoriety. Though my favorite band names are Moe 'N The Lawn, and The DropKick Chihuahuas.

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  7. "Not Drowning, Waving." Love that!

    "Goat Penis" and "Lubricated Goat" should do an album together. That would be slick.

    "John Cougar Concentration Camp." I've been there. It was a bus full of 16 year old kids and the only music played for a 22 hour ride was John Cougar Mellencamp. It made Auschwitz look like Club Med.

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  8. Bad Haggis my fave.

    Cherry Poppin' Daddys still my all time favorite band name. But, there are some great ones in this list...like:
    Honest Bob & the Factory-to-Dealer Incentives
    Not Drowning, Waving
    Vowel Movement

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  9. Not Drowning, Waving *is* a good name (actually a less pessimistic turning about of the Stevie Smith line 'Not Waving, but Drowning').

    David Bridie's later band also deserves a guernsey: My Friend the Chocolate Cake.

    If pure filth is a criterion then 'Thrush and the Cunts' should be there. An all-female punk band, strangely enough. (Pure Filth isn't a bad name either...)

    I like the aspiration and fatalism in 'Weddings, Parties, Anything'. From a The Clash line, I belive.

    Perhaps the 14 000 bands who have called themselves 'Free Beer' (for the hand written sign outside venue saying 'Free Beer tonight') deserve a mention too.

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  10. 18 butt or poop related band names, for some people it really is all about the ass.

    On an unrelated note, don't Google the term "that girl is all about the ass" in search of a harmless "Friends" video. Trust me.

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  11. Yet more proof that western civilization is doomed.

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  12. Better than at least 80% of the names on this list: The Kevin Costner Suicide Pact. It's a real thing. For real.

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  13. A friend of mine is a big fan of Half Man Half Biscuit. He got me to listen to them once. They're horrible.

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  14. Half Man, Half Biscuit, All Suck

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  15. If you have Lemon Jelly, why not Green Jelly? Or did they change their name since I heard them in college? They actually weren't too bad. I dig spoof.
    P.S. I am proud to have only heard of 2 of the bands on the list and I'd like to share 3 more from my past. Two are from my hometown high school and one my husband was in growing up -Slim Jim and the Beef Sticks, Phantom Limb and Rent Me

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