Monday, March 7, 2011

Celebrity Extreme Close-Ups of the Day

The Chive says these pics have not been Photoshopped. These A-listers are clearly wearing make up, but even so... I think they still look pretty good! What do you think?

--Bev

George Clooney


Paris Hilton

Pretty girl. Vacant eyes. *shiver*

Barack Obama


Bill Murray


Helen Mirren


Angelina Jolie


Jack Nicholson


Clint Eastwood


Christopher Walken

Wait, when did he become a snake? Chrissssssstopher.

See them all here.


27 comments:

  1. Is #14 Mickey Rourke? If so, that has got to be photoshopped! Or its a very old pic. That man looks like he's been drug behind a pick up truck on his face these days.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Ah poor Chrissssssssss.... but still, I love him.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Obama really does have a funny-shaped face, don't he?

    ReplyDelete
  4. Note to self: Never let anyone stand that close to me with a camera.

    Some of them look pretty good for dead guys. Ooops. Too soon?

    ReplyDelete
  5. Haha! You guys are too funny. :) I love Chrissss, too, but I calls 'em like I sees 'em!

    Check out Paris's wonky ear. (matches her eye)

    ReplyDelete
  6. I think Angelina looks good on her own, but when you compare her to Walken or Eastwood she looks great!

    ReplyDelete
  7. Bev, I thought Paris's ears were wonky too. They say everyone has features that are asymmetrical, but her ears are especially noticeable.

    ReplyDelete
  8. Her brain is asymmetrical, too.

    ReplyDelete
  9. You want to know what creeps me out about this posting?... The fact that there is critique about the "imperfections" of the physical appearances of these folks without wondering if there might be photos out there of anyone (including the folks providing critique) for others to make fun of.

    ... Oooo!! SCARY! :o

    ReplyDelete
  10. Wonky ear...check! Wonky eye...check! Yep...Paris isn't perfect. Somebody should tell her.
    Poor CW looks like he's had too much botox and looks kinda plastic. He creeps me out, I think it started with the watch thing in Pulp Fiction. Most of them look damned good.

    ReplyDelete
  11. clint eastwood scares the bejeezus out of me

    ReplyDelete
  12. Matt, I'm sure you've never made good-natured fun of anyone's photo--and that's why we're glad to have you as our moral compass.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Well, Cary...look who Matt uses for his little pic. I think that tells us all we need to know. Actually, I think that IS Matt...all dressed up and sooo many peopple to whom to feel superior. Thanks for b-slapping him.

      Delete
  13. Sarah Palin looks like the church lady from hell. The expression on her mouth looks like disdain. I never noticed how rigid she looks until this close up. {{{Shiver}}}

    ReplyDelete
  14. Photoshopped or not photoshopped and Colin Farrell will always look like a douchebag.

    ReplyDelete
  15. Jesus, Matt...really? If I didn't know better I'd think you were new here.

    I spent several hours with an old friend over the weekend and her dog had a similar ear thing going on as Paris. Still very cute. The dog, that is.

    ReplyDelete
  16. ARE YOU GUYS KIDDING?!! Have you seen the photo I use for my icon?! If that isn't worth a good laugh, I don't know what would be!... HAHAHAHAHA

    ReplyDelete
  17. PS -- the photo in my icon is me.

    ReplyDelete
  18. Well I was gonna ask you "Why so serious?"

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. See, I shoulda read further. Would have saved myself some brain cells. But I do feel good I guessed that it was Matt!

      Delete
  19. I see the pics of Helen Mirren and Clint and I hear, "This is me. I'm getting older. Deal with it."

    Helen remains stunning.

    Bill Murray's pic makes me disbelieve their claim of not using Photoshop. I love the guy, his skin is not that smooth.

    Angelina is beautiful but she just doesn't do it for me.

    Nicholson looks like a degenerate. Maybe because he is?

    ReplyDelete
  20. I think that Clint, Jack, and Bill should be on an ad campaign for using sunscreen. Holy sun damage, Batman!

    Helen Mirren is not only stunning, has a better beach body than I do, and talented... but she's also clearly FIERCE. Look into those eyes and tell me you'd f*ck with her! I wouldn't.

    ReplyDelete
  21. I would.

    Oh wait, you said f*ck WITH her. No, I wouldn't do that.

    ReplyDelete
  22. Angelina's photo is very different and seems out of place with the rest of these pics. Her photo is cropped/enlarged which gives her a completely different look. I wonder why she's the only one we don't see the complete or almost complete head with the background lighting?

    ReplyDelete
  23. It's okay, Cary. I'd hit Bill Murray like a ton of bricks. BAM!

    ReplyDelete
  24. Photshop, makeup, no makeup..whatever...I would stir Colin Farrell's noodles anyday, anytime..anyway he wants them!

    ReplyDelete

LinkWithin

Related Posts with Thumbnails