They're real. I just ordered the Beverly Hillbillies one.
See more here. Thanks, Blong, for the link.
Hopefully your phobia isn't pop-up books
You handle it too much?
"Dear Penthorse, I am a filly at a small Midwestern ranch. You'll never believe what happened to me last night..."
Haunted by the ghosts of penises past
"For woodworkers who want to be buried in their work"
Foul demons of flatulence, come OUT!! Leave this rectum at once!
They say he was gay. I don't see it.
Chapter 1: Be Catholic
I have a live pet I'd like to try this on
It will leave you rolling... much like the heads
Jethro 1:24: "In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth and the cement pond... then Noah rounded up the critters two by two..."
First you must find tampons in the wild and shoot them