That was a pretty big tub of lubricant! I hope they had enough. Poor horse. Oh well, at least he went out on a happy note, I suppose. HA! :D
Whoa. I'm afraid to ask what "horse pornography" looks like! Maybe they just showed him reruns of "Sex and the City?" Nah, even a horse has better taste than that.
How could they expect that horse to produce some jizz when he's probably in serious pain from a broken leg? Doesn't any one ever think about MOOD any more, or is it all just puff and pant? Honestly.
I think they can shove an electric probe up his anus and zap the jizz out. How's that for romance.
I dunno, Lefty, people always said that's how it was done at the Xytex sperm bank in Athens, but they were wrong.
Were you disappointed, Cary?
I never went. My roommate did and thought it would be an easy way to make money, but they rejected his semen. Can't say I was surprised.