Tuesday, February 8, 2011

News Of The Day: Yogurt Sample

Man yogurt, that is.

From The Smoking Gun.

Shopper Ingested Semen-Tainted Yogurt Sample

FEBRUARY 7--Confirming the suspicions of a New Mexico woman, a yogurt sample provided to her last month by a grocery clerk contained semen, according to test results that prompted police to collect blood and DNA samples from the suspect.

The disclosure that the yogurt sample from an Albuquerque market tested positive for “sperm cells” and saliva is contained in a search warrant affidavit seeking blood and DNA samples from Anthony Garcia, the 31-year-old suspect.

The January 28 warrant notes that the samples were needed to “make sure Mr. Garcia does not have any illness or disease that could harm” the victim, whose name TSG has redacted from court documents.

When police arrived to investigate the January 25 incident at the Sunflower Farmers Market, they arrested Garcia after determining he was the subject of two outstanding warrants connected to a 2009 bust for criminal sexual contact with a minor.

According to police, the 28-year-old victim was shopping with her daughter when she was approached by Garcia, who worked in the store's dairy department. After accepting Garcia’s offer of a yogurt sample, the woman immediately thought the sample tasted “gross and disgusting” and, cops reported, “said it tasted like ‘semen.’”

In a handwritten statement, the woman said, “I spit it out on the floor many times cuz I was upset.” The woman said that when she talked to manager Catherine Flores, “she told me was a Greek yoghurt. People love it has lot of protein on it.”

The woman returned home and told her boyfriend about the incident. She told of how Garcia had “just come with one sample just for me,” and that “he was so pushy to tell me how taste it.”

When questioned by cops, an “extremely nervous” Garcia denied putting bodily fluids in the yogurt container, which he admitted discarding after the woman complained about the taste.

An Albuquerque Police Department spokesperson said today that blood and DNA samples have been collected from the incarcerated Garcia, and results from lab tests are expected later this week.


  1. "has lot of protein"---ewwww!

    Some people are so sick. With a previous warrant out for him for criminal sexual contact with a minor, it's surprising he didn't offer the "sample" to the woman's daughter. So gross.

  2. From one who eats (real, untainted) yogurt twice a day, thanks so much for entering the phrase "man yogurt" into my brain. Ugh.

    I hope this guy gets forcefed plenty of it in prison.

  3. Something tells me Anthony is going to be getting a lot of extra protein real soon. Especially after he meets his new cellmate, Butch McDick.

  4. "I spit it out on the floor many times..." I don't if I'm proud of her for her continuted efforts, or if I want to punch her for being an idiot.

  5. Well, we know she's not a swallower.

  6. So, that guy just got done doing the finger dance and just wanted to share?

  7. Cracking up at Lefty.

    "I spit it out on the floor many time..."
    How many bites did she take?

  8. "Said it tasted like semen"?? Duh dumb ass, didn't that give you a clue? Well, cum to think of it, yogurt does sort of...umm, never mind.

  9. Wow! 89¢ for Yogurt?!! I'm there, dude!

  10. Let's hope the victim, whose name TSG has redacted from court documents, is not HIV.
    That is one sick fuck.
    Him and Butch McDick deserve each other.



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