Bless their hearts.
Heh heh heh heh I won't be ignored, Dan heh heh heh
Got shirt? For when that one rots right off you, which should be anytime now.
FAQs are supposed to be helpful. That's not very helpful.
"Y'all got any nachos up in here?"
"...no need to run, I couldn't catch you anyway."
If that's Bieber, keep him there and throw away the key
Nice hair, Limahl. Must be a Neverending blow-dry session every day.
Tonight on TLC, "Big Jail, Little Bitch."
cnt tyyype turnd 2 sto^n e
"Why isn't Aunt Diane here? It's Christmas."
"She got detained."
Hey! Who told you to stop sucking?!
Walter Matthau's test shot for Some Like It Hot. Not surprisingly, the role went to Lemmon instead.
I didn't know Stevie Wonder was doing hair now.
Don't look at me, I'm hideous!
E.T. phone (the nursing) home!
Whaddya mean the Solid Gold auditions aren't today?
More like "Missing" and "Link"
Ooooo weeee just wait muthafuckas cuz when I get outta here Imma FUCK SOMEBODY UP