Friday, February 4, 2011

January Found Porn Roundup

There is no escape.


By Matthew Broderick


Every time he presses the "+" button, his wife sneaks back in and presses the "-" button.


Nice try, Wolverine.


Twin Peaks? Twin Teats?


Sometimes you really wish Donald Duck wore pants.


4 pumps, 1 load. Just like high school.


You say "va-TAY-to," I say "va-TAH-to."


I'm guessing no.


It's usually $20 but they give you a discount on Hump Day.


I wonder how Steve feels about working for MILF Realtors and giving out free blowjobs?


Chocolate or butterscotch? Or one of each?


Peni-Pals


Done. What happens next?


He really enjoys his work.




Tweak tweak tweak tweak.. Knock it off! That tickles.






That's right, who's your daddy?

8 comments:

  1. The Shag the Pony caption took me a minute, but then made me LOL.

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  2. "By Matthew Broderick" Ahahahahahaha!!

    I loved the "You say 'va-TAY-to,' I say 'va-TAH-to.'" one too.

    Your captions are the best, Cary! :-D

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  3. I wonder how MILF realtors are holding up in this sluggish housing market.

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  4. I laughed out loud at every single one of these. "By Matthew Broderick" is hysterical. I snorted. (A sound I'm sure he's used to!) The pictures are great but it's your captions, Cary, that get the job done. So funny!

    Lefty, to answer your question? I'm thinking with the help of knee pads.

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  5. "Nice try, Wolverine."

    You've outdone yourself with this set, Carey.

    Here's to help you out with next month.

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  6. That burger grilling penis has me in tears every time. If only they were THAT useful!

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  7. they are all so funny - just can't pick a fave from this list

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