Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Google Search Terms That Bring You Here, Vol. 3




Some of the things people were looking for when they arrived at List Of The Day. Can't make this stuff up, folks.

jessica biel vagina
fat midget
egghead
porno movie titles
my ass is on fire
40 and hot
camel toe
tight pants camel toe
"? ? women ass ? ?"
pony woman
hairy beaver
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words for penis
browless
german pick up lines
rebecca from full house all grown up
gesture pulling someone's balls
olan mills awesomeness
cooter cleavage
nancy reagan sexy
papa de mailyn cyrus
hintergrundbilder whippet
elephantitis of the face
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biggest penis
vagina costume
chicken crispers
list of the dog
daily weekly monthly list for child day care
number one party school in america
marsha brady
big tits cleavage
darva conger
cartoon characters smoking weed
x2 roller coaster
glamour face shot of the month
spooge on her glasses
don henley afro
bigfoot
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how to clean stain hot tub
danica mckeller nose job
see through pants
vagina tattoos
owen mills photography
newspaper ad fresh fucking pineapple
dorsey wingo
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biker bash 2009
swollen clitoris
horse face
worst concert ever
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pirate jokes
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juan laughing
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brady bunch quotes
skinny jeans
admiral ackbar
upskirt photo
lynda carter nippels
cool ways to tie chuck taylors
better off dead roy stalin
she-inal
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blowjobs from older women
words that sound drity
shit
mel gibson drunk
found porn
australia puts algeria into list of dangerous countries
buddy ebsen
ginormous boobs
how to fuck like a freak
yiddish compliments
gay underwear
mother and daughter glamor shots

15 comments:

  1. Is there anyway I can get a list of all the search terms that lead to myself? (or other websites)

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  2. I've never been prouder to be a daily LOTD reader than I am right now; it's enough to bring a tear to my eye! Also, this list is basically a list of all my favorite things.

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  3. "words that sound drity." HA HA HA! :D

    This list scares me a little wondering who are these people that are searching for such things. *looks around nervously and backs slowly out of the comment box*

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  4. I'm disgusted that there aren't hyperlinks to the articles to which they refer. I'm very curious about cooter cleavage.

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  5. Liquor Guy - yes.

    Lefty - see "camel toe."

    Daisy - sorry about your hot tub. Chrocs has volunteered hers for the next poo-n-spoo party.

    Stephanie - thank you. I was quite proud myself. The sad part is that I can name every post that directed people here from these search terms.

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  6. Got it. I thought it would be more of a low-cut bikini thing.

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  7. Buddy Ebsen... that's just filthy!

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  8. HA HA HA! No worries, Cary. It was worth it just for the memories! I do hope Chrocs has good insurance though. :-)

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  9. I hope that "biggest penis" led to one of my entries.

    "Horse face" probably brought up a slew of LOTD articles.

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  10. my ass is totally on fire for you

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  11. Okay, I admit it. Some of these were mine. I'm not going to tell you which ones, of course, but use your imagination. (I will tell you they were all spelled correctly, though.)

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  12. So, I come back to my desk after explaining to four Brazilians why we have square pizza and find out it's official I'm hosting the next poo-n-spoo party. So, next time someone searches "brazilian square pizza poo-n-spoo" my name will be on it.

    Don't worry about insurance, I'll serve an authentic Mexican buffet at the party, so no biggie.

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  13. Chrocs, are you saying that after your "authentic Mexican buffet," we could also search "my ass is on fire" and your name will come up? :)

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  14. After this buffet, I can guarantee my name and this phrase will become as close as Fabio and "I can't believe it's not butter"

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  15. Lots of bored, horny, weird people out there. Some of those phrases just boggle the mind. At least I know your regular commenters are not searching LOTD on google. That is reassuring. I don't want to think frank irwin is looking up camel toe or swollen .....

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