I don't know jack about dresses, so I'll take the word of Voronya and Brooke, who sent these. Pics via The Fashion Police, among others.
I bet they sold a lot of these after 9/11
It's on backwards, right?
Needs more ruffles!
Looks like she lost a shit-slinging contest. Stupid girl -- the monkeys always win.
Prom dress: $135
Date for the night: $500 (extra for "full service")
The cougar special
Have you ever felt sorry for a piece of fabric?
They couldn't get anyone to model this one. Not surprising.
At midnight, a baby pops out.
Somewhere, Linda Evans is looking for her favorite dress.
This next batch are entries in a duct-tape prom contest. See more here. Link from Brooke.
They're in the marching band. How do I know? I just do.
He drives a tractor to school.
For a good time, put your "key" in her "heart."