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Wendy & The Duckman
Heidi Renée, the night of her first threesome
Peggy and David Cross (pre-hair loss)
Tink and a guy from Toto
Amy G. and Jon Bon J.
The Courteous Chihuahua & Clay Aiken
Woodwoman (whose prom was held at the kindergarten)
Christy & Jack McBrayer
Leigh, lost in the forest, forgot to drop bread crumbs
Sylvia's mother said, "Never trust a boy in white shoes." (Later she would tell him, "Sylvia's busy.")
Tracy, her hair, and her date
Lindsey & Lord Foppy McFauntleroy
Chrocs, snapped on her way to the loo
LVGurl, with a wrist corsage that weighed more than she did
Molly's Mom & Charlie Sheen
Rich Girl Red in a chair that looks really comfy