Tuesday, February 22, 2011

50 Internet/Texting Acronyms Every Parent Needs To Know

From Cam and NetLingo.

  1. 8 - Oral sex
  2. 1337 - Elite -or- leet -or- L337
  3. 143 - I love you
  4. 182 - I hate you
  5. 1174 - Nude club
  6. 420 - Marijuana
  7. 459 - I love you
  8. ADR - Address
  9. AEAP - As Early As Possible
  10. ALAP - As Late As Possible
  11. ASL - Age/Sex/Location
  12. CD9 - Code 9 - it means parents are around
  13. C-P - Sleepy
  14. F2F - Face-to-Face
  15. GNOC - Get Naked On Cam
  16. GYPO - Get Your Pants Off
  17. HAK - Hugs And Kisses
  18. ILU - I Love You
  19. IWSN - I Want Sex Now
  20. J/O - Jerking Off
  21. KOTL - Kiss On The Lips
  22. KFY -or- K4Y - Kiss For You
  23. KPC - Keeping Parents Clueless
  24. LMIRL - Let's Meet In Real Life
  25. MOOS - Member Of The Opposite Sex
  26. MOSS - Member(s) Of The Same Sex
  27. MorF - Male or Female
  28. MOS - Mom Over Shoulder
  29. MPFB - My Personal F*** Buddy
  30. NALOPKT - Not A Lot Of People Know That
  31. NIFOC - Nude In Front Of The Computer
  32. NMU - Not Much, You?
  33. P911 - Parent Alert
  34. PAL - Parents Are Listening
  35. PAW - Parents Are Watching
  36. PIR - Parent In Room
  37. POS - Parent Over Shoulder -or- Piece Of Sh**
  38. pron - porn
  39. Q2C - Quick To Cum
  40. RU/18 - Are You Over 18?
  41. RUMORF - Are You Male OR Female?
  42. RUH - Are You Horny?
  43. S2R - Send To Receive
  44. SorG - Straight or Gay
  45. TDTM - Talk Dirty To Me
  46. WTF - What The F***
  47. WUF - Where You From
  48. WYCM - Will You Call Me?
  49. WYRN - What's Your Real Name?
  50. zerg - To gang up on someone
And here are 50 more for those of you with nothing better to do.


  1. WTF?! How does one say I love pron? Be discreet, PAW.

  2. Ah well, one of my sons is 21 years old, so I've already done pretty much all I can as far as instilling values in him. I'm sure he knows more about all this texting stuff than I do. He's legally an adult now, though, so with a little luck he will make good choices most of the time.

    The other one is sixteen, but, quite frankly, I trust him to make good choices most of the time too.

    I do think this whole parenting thing is much harder these days than it used to be, and technology, including the internet and cell phones,is one of the reasons I think it is more of a challenge.

  3. So they can remember all these acronyms but can't seem to get a "B" in algebra. Well, EM, IDGI!

  4. Makes me glad I'm not a parent and will never have to deal with this (and having never sent a text message in my life, I don't need to learn that shit myself).

    Parents of teenagers: you have my sympathy.

    wv - comighte. heh.

  5. It's never too late, Sonya. Whatcha doing later? wink wink

  6. 831= I love you. 8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning. My (adult) friend and her boyfriend post that to each other on Facebook all the time. Losers.


    Definitely Not NIFOC.

  7. Wow. Is this for real? I honest to God have never had anyone my age or around my age use these. Except wtf. I'm pretty sure this was made up by a parent.

    P.S. I'm 18...So I'm pretty well in tune with what kids are doing now-a-days.

  8. Definitely agreeing with previous anon there. There would be like 1 in 20 kids actually ridiculous to use these. AEAP, really? Pretty sure everyone knows to use ASAP... The only real ones here are like, 1337, ilu , wtf, and 420 kind of, but it's more than just weed :V

    If you're a parent and you believe these... Really? Sure, if you look online most of these have a definition on something like urban dictionary, but they definitely aren't commonly used.



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