Earlier this week I posted some memorable last words of famous people. Here are some last words of famous people who could have come up with better last words.
A fun list from my pals over at The Shark Guys.
Henry David Thoreau: “Moose…Indian.”
The noted naturalist, author, poet and lauder of the Great Outdoors, a man who has sent more young men out to the wilderness to be bitten by poisonous snakes than anyone in the history of literature, was delirious when he uttered his last words. Someone should’ve cupped a hand over his mouth as his previous utterance, “Now comes good sailing”, would’ve been a better closer. Failing that they could have kept him alive by continuing on with the word association: “Moose… Indian… Feathers… Showgirls…”
(See more at The Shark Guys)