I'll leave a comment in a bit, but right now I've got to go out and stock up on scotch.
Diaphragm?!? I tried to get one in 2007 and the doctor looked at me like I'd asked for a chastity belt. Apparently they don't prescribe those much these days. The pharmacy didn't even stock them!I didn't think of the coffee can lid... hmmm...
I'm glad men don't need to worry about any of that. Just wham, bam, I'm outa here. Don't need to worry about sending a thank you card these days.
WHAT....no snatch latch included? How's a skank suppose to hold on to her catch?
"Assembled in Mexico by Mexican Skanks". I'm so proud!