Surely there are easier ways to make $7.50 an hour.
I never realized the Statue Of Liberty was a black man. With a mustache.
The elf shoes make it.
Hopefully they make wax sheets, too.
With liberty and biscuits for all.
What happens when he has to pee?
Yeah, you look just like Fred. Especially the jeans and the hat.
This one I like. Wish I could see the front.
Yeah, the soft drink is the best thing on the Quizno's menu.
Clever, but I bet his neck hurts.
These I especially love. File under Law, Order and Creative Judges.
The flowers make me think she's sincere.
Looks 'Shopped but I hope it's not.
250K? They must have a lot of crime in Harris County.
And this Coke.
Kohl's has headphones?