HA! When I was pregnant, I thought I was doing well to be able to tie my own shoes! I like how they "rhymed" handle with fondle and then trademarked it.
I've been to that club. It beats the one where half the strippers have hip replacement scars. Those pantyhose aren't fooling anyone, Lexus!
To be fair though, I probably wouldn't have had to pay $16.49 at that second club...
Wee Willie over there on the sidebar sure has a big forehead. That reminds me of that one avatar you used to use, Cary.
Oh, if only pole dancing could make you feel sexy during pregnancy. Or in some cases, less sexy, what with the raging schizophrenic hormones flinging you from soaking knickers to Grand Canyon Dry in seconds flat.What a pity you can't really drink during pregnancy...it's the time you need a good stiff drink the most.Hey Cary, next you should post the article about the pregnant chick who breastfeeds her dog. Hoo boy.
When I was pregnant the only "pole" I was remotely interested in was my sweet masseuse Brygitta from Gdansk who rubbed my swollen feet for 30 minutes every week. I visited a pole dancing class when I was trying to decide between it and belly dance. I didn't even dance and felt dirty (not in a good way.) Needless to say, belly dance won!
What I like most about this is that Christina Applegate was actually pregnant when they made it (and is reportedly due any time now).She also got a job offer out of it, in case that whole acting thing doesn't work out.
"feels good on my 'rroids"...hahahaha! I love when people can take the piss out of themselves, good on C.A.!!
You can't drink when you're pregnant? Huh. That explains some things...
Huh, pregnant women pole dancing. Wish I could say I'm turned off, but the freaky side of me kinda wants to see more.Guess I'm off for a "field-trip" to that sketchy strip club out by the airport, again.Wonder if the preggos will take coupons for baby formula instead of singles, don't think there's an ATM on the way there.
Love the farting. Made the video for me.