Cathy Cruz Marrero was walking along innocently at the mall one day, texting her "friend from church," when a big mean fountain jumped up from out of nowhere and tripped her.
Someone put the mall security camera footage on YouTube so that the people of the internet could laugh at her misfortune... and now she wants to sue the mall.
Be honest, Cathy. You were watching Justin Bieber videos on your phone again, weren't you?
The actual ABC News interview has embedding turned off, but this is CBS News Online's somewhat less serious take on ABC's footage.