More fine citizens on parade.
Careful, you'll put your ey-- uh.. never mind.
Something about this guy reminds me of an acorn.
What do you tell a perp with two black eyes? Nothing! You already told him twice.
There's no need to get your nose out of joint, Gramps.
Har har, yeah, laugh it up, fuzzball. Let's see how funny it is when you sober up.
Go ask Alice... why Grace Slick got busted.
Was that tat a dare?
Hey baby, whatcha doin' later? Like, a year from now.
Jusus says "Merry Me-Mas!"
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
And offered all passers some pink.
Along came the po-po, who said, "That's a no-no,"
And threw her ho ass in the clink.
When Lee cries, her face becomes an unfortunate series of punctuation marks.
We don't care if you changed your mind. No one leaves Glamour Shots without a photo.
You can stand under his umbrella ella ella ella ella ella head.
He looks like a thumb.
PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!