Thursday, January 13, 2011

Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Time Travel

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Time Travel

Date: 2010-09-24, 10:09AM MDT

I have a functioning time machine (i know it sounds unbelievable, but I assure you it works) that I need a 2nd person to operate with me.

I'm looking for someone who is adventurous and reliable. Preferable a male; or a female that can do heavy lifting.

I am leaving on September 30th, 2010, in the morning and plan to return October 2nd, 2010. I am going to June 1983 to handle some business.

If you are serious about time travel and are reliable, then please contact me. You do not have to pay anything, but you would have to provide someone to watch my cat for the time we are gone.

The only qualifications needed are that you are reliable and that the circumferance of your head is no more than 64cm.

We will be leaving from Bozeman, MT. Let me know if you want to go with me.


  1. Why not just come back 10 minutes after you left so nobody would have to take care of your cat? Dumbass.

  2. Count me out. Just the thought of going back to 1983 makes me shudder. Mid-nineties, maybe I'd go for.

  3. Aw. The circumference of my head is 65 cm. So close.

  4. Good point, Lefty!

    I responded, and I'm going to go with him. He'll have to come forward in time to pick me up, though.

  5. Gotta lose some head weight, Frank?

  6. Oh well, nothing to say, Lefty NAILED IT.

    Maybe he is going back to 1983 to refuse his lobotomy (or graduate from high school).

  7. "Reliable" is a recurring theme. Perhaps he's tried this before and his wingman bailed. I would think "dumb as fuck" would be a better criterion.

  8. My head is off the charts so I'm out.

    Sounds like a Criminal Minds episode - what a freak.

  9. Well, I'm reliable, but I'm not so great at heavy lifting, and he doesn't say anything about paying the airfare it would take to get me to Bozeman, MT, so I guess that leaves me out.

  10. Once again proving that the light of scholarship no longer flickers in Bozeman, Montana...



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