Thursday, January 20, 2011

Cover Of The Day (video)

I have never thrown anything at a band on stage, but this would have been a good time to start. And I'm not talking beer or frisbees, I'm talking batteries or billiard balls. Maybe even a spear. Imagine a big-ass Shaka Zulu spear flying in from offscreen and impaling the "singer" right through the neck. Then someone yells, "Shut the FUCK up!"

Then flaming arrows take out the rest of the band.


16 comments:

  1. The "singer" doesn't realize that the "musicians" are just "tuning" their "instruments" and haven't yet started to "play."

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  2. I think that the normally unneccessary quotes need to be put around the music sign behind them.

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  3. I'm sure it sounded great in the shower.

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  4. Not really, Liz, because I'm in the shower now, and it still sucks.

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  5. Thanks. You have now ruined one of the best songs of all times.

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  6. I assume you are talking to the band.

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  7. I wondered what John Tesh was doing musically these days.

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  8. More like uncomfortably numb.
    If the camera had panned up a little higher, we would have seen "Shitty" above the Music sign.

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  9. Heidi, it appears John Tesh is doing what he's always done -- making shitty music.

    I vote for spray painting "STOP THE" above the MUSIC sign.

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  10. I'm surprised those pumpkins didn't go flying. Mind you, I only made it to :30. But I think he'd be a much better singer with a pumpkin for a head.

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  11. It sounds like Peter Gabriel's tone-deaf brother.

    Awful. If I had a band, I'd record something and require an objective opinion from someone who doesn't give a shit about my feelings.

    That's just me.

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  12. I think he needs to go back to singing that song at 2 am in his basement like everyone else. Some things you just need to leave alone and count as a personal experience.

    Or maybe this was the end of a loooooong set, and it was onto the bottom of the barrel, C-list material. I had that happen once on a mini-cruise ship...the tour went long, and the three-piece "swing" band ran short on material, so they broke into their Elvis set. Thank the gods we docked half-way into "Jailhouse Rock".

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  13. I'm guessing that these guys are trying out for a spot on the "outdoor flea market band" circuit...

    Seriously, the Sex Pistols could've performed a better version of "Comfortably Numb", or at least a more lively version.

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  14. Wasn't this the band in Slingblade?

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  15. ^ Best comment all week.

    LMFAO.

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