Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Calorie-Counting Site of the Day

This helpful website has got you covered, even if you date an ass.

-- Bev


14 comments:

  1. WTF? Why do they know the caloric value of donkey semen? And, more importantly, why are there so many calories in it?

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  2. I'm guessing quantity, Carolyn.

    And please note that I said "guessing."

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  3. Both good questions, Carolyn! I'd also like to know who is so anal about counting calories that they'd count a mouthful of dude juice. $10 says this is the calorie counter of an Olsen twin.

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  4. Maybe that's why the Olsen twin dated Lance Armstrong for a bit, as he would have only been 2.5 calories.

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  5. In middle school I did a science fair experiment using a calorimenter to burn various foods and determine their calorie count. I was not quite as overzealous in my research as someone else apparently was.

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  6. Y'know, if you're a vegetarian, you technically shouldn't be swallowing anyway.

    But that might be beside the point...anyone remember "Nature's Harvest", the cookbook with recipes based on spunk? Perfect gift for all those dicks in your life.

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  7. Siressyorkie:

    You beat me to it. Donkey cannot be eaten in any form if you're vegetarian or vegan. PeTA would frown upon that. Not sure if human counts as cannibalism. Not sure if PeTA would care.

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  8. "Dude juice" is such a vulgar expression. I prefer the terms "cock snot," "guy-gurt" or "baby batter."

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  9. Bev said...

    Both good questions, Carolyn! I'd also like to know who is so anal about counting calories that they'd count a mouthful of dude juice.


    Gotta say Bev if they're looking up how many calories are in semen I really doubt they're anal.

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  10. Lance Armstrong and the Olsen twins? Damn, he and that one ball get around. I guess after Sheryl Crow he just went completely nut.

    I dont know how they could calculate the calories in cock nog. Too many variables!

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  11. COCK. Motherfucking. NOG.

    RGR wins!

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  12. *laughing my head off at Cock Nog*

    Round these parts they have something called "Dick Milch" (thick milk...like full-fat milk used to make cottage cheese), and that's what I keep thinking..."Dick Milk"

    I'll never be able to look at dairy products here again without thinking of donkey spunk. Thanks, guys...

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