Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Asshole Of The Day (video)

People like this make you wish there was a Charles Bronson Court.


21 comments:

  1. "He's not moving fast enough, Douglas!" HA HA HA! I love the mugshot of the day and caption today too. Hilarious! :D

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  2. Thanks, D. I hope you clicked the Charles Bronson link. That was my favorite part.

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  3. Yes, I did. I wouldn't recommend arguing with Charles Bronson. :-D

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  4. LOL! Wow, that guy was off the freaking asshole charts. I like how Dr. Counselor Bronson rolls.

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  5. I hope that Douglas did beat that cunty windbag. Jimmy's right, he better be glad that Rusty (or Bronson) wasn't there.

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  6. The judge should have asked him one last question:

    Does Marcellus Wallace look like a bitch?

    We know what happens after THAT.

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  7. KT - ha! Exactly.

    Cunty windbag. I'm stealing that. I have many, many uses for it.

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  8. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh my god.

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  9. Bronson is still the ultimate badass. And what a steaming turd of self-importance that guy was. Yet we all know one like him dammit.

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  10. I freaking hate people who shed their first name once they earn their doctorate. YOUR NAME IS NOT FUCKING DOCTOR XXX!!!! Unless your parents are total assholes.

    Feh! Cunty windbags!

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  11. I have a friend whose last name is Doctor. He was working on his Ph.D in animal conservation for a while but had to quit. So much for his dream of becoming Dr. Doctor.

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  12. Actually, she wasn't too much above him this time. She called him "Honey" which was really, really unprofessional. No matter what he said or did, she should've kept a hold of herself. Granted, it's the People's Court and not exactly a forum of utmost decorum. You can't pick and choose when you want your courtroom to be formal and when you don't. She was playing up for the cameras, as ever, but it's clear she lost control of herself, and when you do that, you've lost control of the situation.

    Yeah, he was a fuckwich on a platter, but she really wasn't much better. People see this on telly and think that a) they can bring petty useless law suits to court, and b) they can behave that way in a court of law. My BIL's a judge, and if either of them behaved like that in his courtroom, he'd escort them out himself.

    Oh, and if I'd gone through the soul sucking ass drudgery that is a PhD program, I'd have everyone call me Doctor. Hell, I'd tattoo on my f*ckin' forehead. It'd be about the only thing I have because I sure as hell wouldn't have a whole lot of money!

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  13. What gets me even more than doctors named Doctor is their wives named Mrs. Dr. xxxx.

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  14. siressyorkie....i agree that the judge was out of line calling that IvyLeague reject "honey", and his response to that was appropriate, HOWEVER he kept getting more and more assholish with no provocation. in front of a judge (no matter TV or other) you DON'T want to mouth off like that. it will earn you no points and obviously, the judge will find a way for you to lose your case.

    douchebag....

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  15. The reactions of the people behind the "doctor" are priceless. Massive pomposity aside, his tie is crooked and badly tied, his hair is classic "Baptist Preacher," and his hand gestures are straight out of the Anthony Robbins handbook. Charlie B. has a gesture for him, I'll wager.

    I also really want to zhuz the Judge's bangs. They bug me.

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  16. His hair is classic "Baptist Preacher."

    WORD!

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  17. Prairie Girl says:

    The pompous asswipe is on People's Court for crying out freaking loud. How seriously does he think people are going to take him?!? Helloooo, he agree to be on the show. He may be a PhD or an MD, I don't care, he's still trailer park trash looking for 10 minutes of fame.

    BTW I work at a university with lots of PhD candidates. It stands for Push Here Dummy!

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  18. I dated a woman with a PhD, and she never let me forget it, even when we were talking about something not anywhere near her area of "expertise."

    Bitch.

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  19. I think you mean Doctor Bitch.

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  20. Yeah, I think you should sign a form before appearing on TPC saying, "I understand that my signature sacrifices any dignity I might have, any self-respect, and any hope of acquiring a job in the future because people will be too busy laughing at my ridiculous attention-seeking ass to consider me a likely candidate. I agree that I am indeed a drama queen and an attention whore..."

    I miss Judge Wapner. He delivered the smack-down in industrial truckloads.

    Frank, you know, it's not just PhD's that act like arrogant little fucknards. I worked with a teacher who started a LOT of her sentences with, "I have a Master's degree, and..." In fact, it was one of the first things my inlaws (aka, The Outlaws) said upon meeting my parents shortly before the wedding. For some people, titles are EVERYTHING.

    I'd rather have experience.

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  21. sure the guys a douche, but it's good to see him give that court room all of the respect it deserves.

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