Monday, December 20, 2010

Unfortunate Holiday Cards Of The Day

Dignity. Look into it.

Some of these are from last year, some are new. Some of these folks are being intentionally goofy. At least we hope they are.


Baby Lefty was never the same after that terrifying first Christmas.


This is his profile shot on Match.com, too. And he wonders why no one ever responds.


You'd think with those glasses she could see how goddamn stupid they look.


We three queens...


Check out this White Sox mannequin we stole from the MLB shop.


Maybe this is considered normal on their home planet.


Remembering the children Dad ate this year.


Five bucks doesn't buy what it used to.


Whatever they were going for, it didn't work.


FEE FI FO FED!! What do you think of my huge fucking head?


There's Vin Diesel again.


Dad thought the cigar would make him look less enchanted. It didn't.


We are witnessing the very moment Mr. Muggins vowed to kill his owner while he slept.


It took all four arms to cover up those pregboobs. But I'm glad they did.


The last three American virgins.


Weird, this is. Fail, you did.


The photo that inspired the holiday hit, "The Christmas Moobs."


Happy Holidays from the NRA, Jr.


Screech dropped by so we all got completely baked and took a photo.


"O come all ye faithful/But put some fucking clothes on..."


What dog is this...


Word.


Please be kidding. Please.


Wow. Buzzkill.


This makes sense.


The Dork Store called...


Now that we have your attention..he heh... let's talk about what you'll be getting us for Christmas.


When Santa runs out of coal, bad kids get Leonard under the tree. The really bad ones get Leonard in dirty socks and underwear.


Uncle Lamar is all ready for his Christmas threesome.

Vid Of The Day: Present Face

The worst part of the holidays: opening shitty gifts and pretending to be excited. I suck at it. Do you?

From Dorfmunder.



Celebrity Holiday Movie Character Look-Alikes of the Day

From E! Online. See the rest here.

-Heidi Renée

Conan O'Brien as Kris Kringle from Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town (1970)


Fergie as the Grinch from How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966)


Robert Pattinson as Snow Miser from The Year Without a Santa Claus (1974)


Kylie Minogue as Bumble, the Abominable Snowman from Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964)


Randy Quaid as Yukon Cornelius from Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964)


Lindsay Lohan as Rudolph from Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964)

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