Thursday, December 2, 2010

News Story Of The Day: Shoplifters Hid Goods Under Fat Rolls

From Caroline, who says, "My self-esteem just went up. I could not compete with 4 pairs of boots, 3 pairs of jeans, gloves, and a wallet--and I have really big boobs."

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Women Accused of Hiding Stolen Goods Under Body Fat


(Dec. 1) -- Plenty of people keep cash in their billfolds. But police in Oklahoma say two women tried to steal $2,600 worth of valuables under their skin folds.

Cops in Edmond arrested Ailene Brown, 28, and Shmeco Thomas, 37, on suspicion of shoplifting after the pair allegedly stuffed $2,600 worth of footwear, denim and accessories under rolls of fat on their stomachs and beneath their breasts.

"These two individuals were actually concealing them in areas of their body where excess skin was, underneath their chest area and up around their armpits," Officer James Hamm told KFOR.com.

The suspects allegedly attempted to use their bodies to stash four pairs of boots, three pairs of jeans, as well as gloves and a wallet, according to NYDailyNews.com.

Investigators say Brown was carrying a knife in her purse so she could cut the tags off stolen goods.

The suspects allegedly managed to hide the goods, but apparently their plan wasn't fleshed out. They were arrested before they could make it out of the T.J. Maxx store and hit with felony shoplifting charges.

LOTD Classic Of The Day: "That Guy" Supporting Actors

You've seen these guys a hundred times, but I bet you can't name one of them... until now.

William Fichtner

Where You've Seen Him: Armageddon, Pearl Harbor, Prison Break, Black Hawk Down, The Perfect Storm
You might have missed him in: Malcolm X, as "Cop at Harlem station"
To Me, He'll Always Be: the creepy alien sheriff in the short-lived ABC suckfest, Invasion
A poor man's... Kevin Bacon

Joaquim de Almeida

Where You've Seen Him: 24, Clear And Present Danger, Desperado, Behind Enemy Lines
You might have missed him in: Everything he's ever done except 24 or Clear And Present Danger
To Me, He'll Always Be: the bad guy in Clear And Present Danger
A poor man's... Al Pacino with an accent, minus all the yelling

J.K. Simmons

Where You've Seen Him: Juno, Spider-Man, Thank You For Smoking, every Law & Order series ever made
You might have missed him in: The Dale Earnhardt Story
To Me, He'll Always Be: sadistic neo-Nazi Vern Schillinger in Oz, who burned a swastika into poor Lee Tergesen's butt cheeks
A poor man's... Ed Harris, sans flannel

Noah Emmerich

Where You've Seen Him: Miracle, Cop Land, Melrose Place
You might have missed him in: If Someone Had Known, starring Kellie Martin. Tuesday night at 9 on Lifetime.
To Me, He'll Always Be: Jim Carrey's fake friend in The Truman Show
A poor man's... chemically burned Jon Favreau (and a cinch to make the next installment of my Celebrity Skin Club)

Stephen Tobolowski

Where You've Seen Him: Memento, Thelma & Louise, Deadwood, CSI: Miami
You might have missed him in: Alien Fury: Countdown to Invasion
To Me, He'll Always Be: Ned Ryerson, insurance salesman and punching bag for Bill Murray in Groundhog Day.
A poor man's... William H. Macy

James Cromwell

Where You've Seen Him: Where haven't you?
You might have missed him in: Birth Of A Nation (1915), as Lillian Gish's grandpa
To Me, He'll Always Be: Archie's co-worker Stretch Cunningham on All In The Family
A poor man's... James Cromwell

J.T. Walsh

Where You've Seen Him: nowhere lately; he died in 1998. Before that he was in Pleasantville, Good Morning Vietnam, Narrow Margin, A Few Good Men, Breakdown, and more.
You might have missed him in: anything since 1998
To Me, He'll Always Be: Carl's creepy friend in the nervous hospital in Sling Blade.
A poor man's... evil Beau Bridges

Danny Trejo

Where You've Seen Him Heat, Con Air, Desperado, Machete
You might have missed him in: From Dusk Till Dawn 3: The Hangman's Daughter
To Me, He'll Always Be: fuckin' scary
A poor man's... Manuel Noriega

David Morse

Where You've Seen Him: St. Elsewhere, 12 Monkeys, The Rock, The Green Mile
You might have missed him in: The Hugh Grant thriller, Extreme Measures
To Me, He'll Always Be: Jodie Foster's dad in Contact ("Small moves, Sparks. Small moves.")
A poor man's... Russell Crowe

Richard Jenkins

Where You've Seen Him: Me, Myself & Irene; Intolerable Cruelty; There's Something About Mary
You might have missed him in: Blue Steel, but I didn't, because that's my favorite Ron Silver movie ever (not really, I hate that movie, but I told Ron Silver himself in a bar in Toronto that I loved it. I was lying. And a wee bit lit.)
To Me, He'll Always Be: Nathaniel Fisher, Sr. in Six Feet Under, getting flattened by a city bus in the very first episode. Luckily for him, the show featured ghosts.
A poor man's... Tommy Lee Jones

Tom Wilkinson

Where You've Seen Him: Batman Begins, Michael Clayton, Rush Hour, Shakespeare In Love, In The Bedroom
You might have missed him in: The Ghost And The Darkness, which also describes the theaters where that movie played.
To Me, He'll Always Be: Dr. Mierzwiak, founder of Lacuna Corp. in Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind
A poor man's... Jon Voight

John C. Reilly

Where You've Seen Him: Talladega Nights, Magnolia, For The Love Of The Game, Chicago
You might have missed him in: The short-lived TV series Martial Law, co-starring Arsenio Hall, and created by Lost co-exec producer, Carlton Cuse.
To Me, He'll Always Be: Reed Rothchild, a.k.a. Chest Rockwell, in Boogie Nights
A poor man's... Will Farrell

Keith David

Where You've Seen Him: There's Something About Mary, ATL, Barbershop, Men At Work, Dead Presidents
You might have missed him in: Disco Godfather
To Me, He'll Always Be: Charlie Sheen's squad mate in Platoon
A poor man's... Louis Gossett, Jr.

Lane Smith

Where You've Seen Him: As the prosecutor in My Cousin Vinny
You might have missed him in: The Mighty Ducks, Lois & Clark, Son In Law, The Legend of Bagger Vance and a bunch of other shit nobody watched
To Me, He'll Always Be: Roy Hamlin in Hart To Hart. Ok, not really. I saw that on IMdb.
A poor man's... Gene Hackman with better hair

Peter Stormare

Where You've Seen Him: Fargo, Prison Break, Constantine (as Beelzebub), Minority Report
You might have missed him in: Larmar Och Gor Sig Till (Sweden's Maid in Manhattan)
To Me, He'll Always Be: "So I guess that's your partner there in the wood chipper, eh?"
A poor man's... Eurotrash Bruce Willish

Philip Baker Hall

Where You've Seen Him: Every movie or TV show you've ever watched in your entire life
You might have missed him in: Every movie or TV show you haven't watched in your entire life
To Me, He'll Always Be: Videotape advocate Floyd Gondolli in Boogie Nights
A poor man's... Michael Caine, American version

Zeljko Ivanek

Where You've Seen Him: Oz, 24, CSI, Law & Order, Cold Case, and every other law-enforcement show ever made.
You might have missed him in: Lost, as Juliet's husband, in only two scenes before he catches a bus without waiting for it to stop.
To Me, He'll Always Be: something unpronounceable
A poor man's... Pezqvlbluw Klpaxnblzela

Will Patton

Where You've Seen Him: Armageddon, The Client, The Mothman Prophecies, The Rapture
You might have missed him in: Road House 2: Last Call
To Me, He'll Always Be: Scott Pritchard, psychotic fop/chief of staff to Gene Hackman's Secretary of Defense in No Way Out
A poor man's... John Malkovich

William Sanderson

Where You've Seen Him: Deadwood, Lonesome Dove, Fletch, Blade Runner
You might have missed him in: Man's Best Friend with Ally Sheedy
To Me, He'll Always Be: Larry (of Larry, Darryl and Darryl) in Newhart.
A poor man's... Marlon Brando

Here are some fine additions from my boy, Aries:

Daniel Stern

Where You've Seen Him: City Slickers, Home Alone, Diner
You might have missed him in: "The Wonder Years," as the voice of the grown-up Kevin Arnold.
To Me, He'll Always Be: The Rom Com Buddy in the otherwise forgetful Key Exchange
A poor man's... Bachelor Party-era Tom Hanks.

Al Leong

Where You've Seen Him: Die Hard, She's Having a Baby, Lethal Weapon, and any other movie that requires an Asian kung fu master with long hair and a funky 'stache
You might have missed him in: Big Trouble in Little China, as a murderous Wing Kong in the alley
To Me, He'll Always Be: Genghis Khan, in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
A poor man's... Genghis Khan.

Robert Davi

Where You've Seen Him: Die Hard, Stargate Atlantis, a ton of shitty films
You might have missed him in: The Hot Chick, which is probably good for both of you.
To Me, He'll Always Be: Frank Sanchez, baddie extraordinare in the Bond flick Licence to Kill
A poor man's... Joaquim de Almeida.

Vid Of The Day: Hipsters

Chuck no likey.


November Motivational Poster Roundup

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Funnies from Rockman, Janis, TonyRo, and Julie.









































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