Monday, November 15, 2010

Vid Of The Day: Beer Pong

It's the Mad Hatter's fault we can't ever have any fun games around here.


22 Products Featuring Disembodied Boobs (NSFW)

Whoa. Ok. I'm a perv and all, but even I don't sit around thinking up crap like this. I like my boobs attached to a woman. On the other hand, these would make great gifts at your next office holiday party, that is, if you're trying to get fired for sexual harassment.

STRESS BOOBS

Yes, these will make you popular with the opposite sex. Get used to squeezing the hell out of them, then try the same thing on your woman's, preferably around her time of the month. Then, if you're still alive, send us a photo of your ass with her boot sticking out of it.

VIBRATING BOOB HAND MASSAGER

So lifelike.

FUZZY BOOBS

Real boobs should never be fuzzy. Pluck those things! Perfect for the guy who already has naked lady mud flaps.

BOOB CUSHION

Pointless. The real things work much better.

BOOB NOTES

There's one guy in every office who would have these. It's the same guy who always tells you how nice you look today while he pictures you naked.

BOOB RADIO

Come in, Rangoon. Rangoon, do you read me?

BOOB EGG FRYER

Unnecessary. Fried eggs already look like boobs.

BOOB PASTA

After it's cooked, it looks like your grandma's boobs.

BOOB REMOTE CONTROL

I like the buttons under the bikini bottom. It's like a Fembot's crotch.

BOOB SALT & PEPPER SHAKERS

These makes sense.

BOOB MOUSE

I'm not touching that thing.

BOOB CANDLE

Ouch.

BOOB WASHCLOTH

So guys can spend even more time washing their junk.

BOOB SLIPPERS

I've heard of wearing your heart on your sleeve, but never your tits on your feet.

BOOB SHOWER GEL DISPENSER

Because gel-oozing breasts are so sexy. Every time you use them, it'll be like your lady's silicone implant is leaking.

BOOB LAMP

Looks more like an ass with a couple of hemorrhoids.

BOOB CAKE PAN

The best part of this is the label. Why is the chef embarrassed? He made the damn thing.

BOOB BONG

Expect more bogarting.

BOOB CAP

It really only works if your friend has one, too, and you walk side by side.

BOOB BEANBAG CHAIR

See, Justin Timberlake has one.

BOOB BEER TOPPER

Or a penis topper, if you prefer. Either way you're a dick.

BOOB BLINDFOLD

If I ever end up in front of a firing squad, I want these. They'll be laughing too hard to shoot.

Facebook Fail Of The Day

I can see how one might confuse the two. Good stuff from Amy M. and Lamebook.


News Story Of The Day: Man Forced To Eat Own Beard

They should have made him eat those glasses while they were at it. And that hat. Actually, his entire head.

Story from MSNBC, stolen from Manuel on Facebook. Thanks, ese.


Ky. Man Forced To Eat Own Beard


Fight Over Tractor Sale Led To Odd Meal

LAWRENCEBURG, Ky. (WLWT.com) — A central Kentucky man said he's waiting for justice to be served after two men shaved his beard, then made him eat it.

Harvey Westmoreland and his brother got into a fight with James Hill and Troy Holt in May. The dispute was over a tractor Westmoreland was trying to sell to one of the men. Westmoreland said the men felt like they were being ripped off and that's when the fight started.

"Troy offered to buy it from me for $250 dollars. I paid twenty bucks for it. He thought I was trying to cheat him," Westmoreland told WLEX-TV.

"One thing led to another, and before I knew it, there were knives and guns and everything just went haywire."

"(Then) they cut my beard and forced me to eat it," he said.

Hill and Holt pleaded guilty. It's expected they'll be fined and sentenced to supervised diversion.

Totally Talent-Free Singer of the Day

This caterwauling is so bad it will make the paint peel right off the walls. Listen at your own risk. ~posted by Daisy


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