Recipe Of The Day: Bacon

LVGurl sent me this yesterday, and now it's making the rounds on Facebook. I guess everyone wants to know how to make perfect bacon. Call me crazy, but I might have to give it a try this weekend. I hope I don't set the house on fire.



So there you have it. But what you really need to see are the reader comments. A few of my favorites:

"You didn't specify which brand of paper towel - I used Bounty and it totally absorbed all my bacon. WTF?"

"I made this in my EZ Bake Oven. It took nine days. On the fourth day, the bulb burnt out so I replaced it with one from a tanning bed. Five days later, out came Snooki. How do I get her to leave?"

"This recipe saved my marriage."

"If this angel of cooking had just come along years earlier, Canada wouldn't have screwed up their bacon."

"This recipe looks great! Could you please add the instructions on how to switch the oven on and off?"

"That's not what 'late night bacon' means in my house."

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Vid Of The Day: Catblasters

Set phasers to stun.

Vid Of The Day: Farting Boy Disciplined By School

Christian now fears his flatulence.

From Funny Or Die.

October Mugshot Roundup

Don't laugh -- it takes a lot of courage to break the law and get caught.


He just met his cellmate.


Where's my jello? What day is it? Are you my sister?


In case you wondered what happened to Sally Jesse Raphael.


Well that's embarrassing.


Leon's hair hearts you.


The original Mr. Potato Head.


You can run but you cannot hide from the mugshot.


Drugs? No way, not me, nuh uh. Okay, maybe a little.


If you mean ugly juice, we believe you.


His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.


And Agnes Moorehead as Endora.


Damn, dude, you gotta use the whole fist?


Holy shit, he's using his whole fist on that guy.


Charles vehemently denied being an ass pirate, but the evidence suggested otherwise.


Steve Perry keeps his ears out for word from his career.


What the hell's in her crotch? Is she giving birth?


Timothy Hutton as Derek Smalls


Every time he blinks, rum trickles from his eyes.


Oh great. Now who's gonna play third?


A hairpiece? Get out! Really?


Gimme your lunch money. Now.

Worst Celebrity Wax Figures of the Day

I absolutely love wax museums and make it a point to visit them whenever possible. Not all wax figures are created equal, however, as evidenced by the following truly awful specimens. All pics from Supertremendous. - Bev

SANDRA BULLOCK

On the left we see America's Sweetheart at age 89 in a psych ward somewhere. She's no doubt remembering the good old days when she'd don her favorite tutu and cop a squat where ever she felt like it.

JULIA ROBERTS

More like Rupert Everett.

JIM CARREY

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!

JACK NICHOLSON

Looking very... special.

HULK HOGAN

Wait, which one is made of wax? It's hard to tell.

DREW BARRYMORE

Um, yeah. Sure it is. (Or Janis Joplin.)

BRUCE WILLIS

He looks like he should be in a cornfield scaring away crows.

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN

It's hard to be Born To Run without any feet, eh Boss?

BILL CLINTON

Bill always did enjoy the random pussy, but still. Fail!

JENNIFER ANISTON

Or Laura Linney. Either way.

(See more at Supertremendous.)