Friday, November 5, 2010

Insistent Hag Of The Day

Nasty, and not for tender ears. The last line in paragraph 5 belongs on a cross-stitch.

From The Smoking Gun.

Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report

Meet Melissa Lee Williams.

The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a West Virginia motor inn.The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report excerpted here.

According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.

”When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.

Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.

Foreign Movie Clip Of The Day: Razor Blade Boobs (NSFW)

This might be the best video I've ever seen. Yes, ever.

Another fantastic find from my pal Seth.

New Wave Alpacas Of The Day

They have the 80s band hair thing down pat, don't they? I'm talking Soft Cell, Cutting Crew, Thompson Twins, Limahl, Go West, OMD, A Flock Of Seagulls, Ultravox, all of 'em.

Idea (and some photos) from this post on Buzzfeed. Posted for Bev, who loves alpacas and could use a laugh today.

"Sometimes I feel I've got to--BOMP BOMP--run away..."

"I.. I just died in your arms tonight..."

"And there upon the rainbow is the answer to our neverending story...."

I say, old boy, which way to the loo?

Classic 80s Music Vids Of The Day: Stop/Talk

Two classics from The Pretenders. How do I love Chrissie's voice, let me count the ways.

Bread People of the Day

I see your cheese, Cary, and I raise you some dough. Pun intended.
(posted by Melissa)

See more Bread People here.


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