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50 Best/Worst Halloween Costumes Ever (Of The Day) (NSFW)

A yearly tradition here at LOTD, freshly updated.

Some are from Sarah, some are from Julie M. Some are clever, others are just lame and/or nasty.


The Toilet (Kids)
For a humiliation your child can tell his shrink about when he's grown.


Toilet Guy #2
Literally


Sheepfucker
Baaaaaaaaad


Mammogram Machine
The boob is already in there, chief.


"Tattoo"
Not creepy at all. Did Tattoo have a picture of himself on his suit in the show? I think I would've remembered that.


Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
I think


The Old Ball & Chain
What woman would go along with this?


Pizza Guy
Lemme guess--sausage?


The Simpsons
Clever, but creepy


Bert & Ernie
It sounded good on paper


The Man-Eating Shark
Mildly amusing


Burger King Stormtrooper
One theme at a time, please


Gary Glitter
Convicted pedophile


Jewish Wolverine
Why?


Milk Carton
Because missing children are hi-larious


Octomom
The lips make it


Frank 'n' Beans
Don't forget to scratch yourselves all night


Um


Plug & Socket
Please don't make me think about you two having sex


Penis Man
You're a total dick


Venom
He finally beat Spiderman. Then ate him.


Sperm Man
There's millions of these costumes floating around


Mr. T
If anyone tells you that blackface went out with Al Jolson, say, "Quit your jibba jabba, fool!" Voted Costume Most Likely To Get Your Ass Kicked.


Camel Toe
Lame


I Scream, You Scream
So what's the problem here?


The Littlest Terrorist
No smoking!


Alien baby baby
Wrong but funny


Boba Fatt


The Turd/Milk Dud
Hard to tell the difference sometimes.


Indeed


TIE Fighter (Star Wars)
Tomorrow he'll complain, "How come I never get laid on Halloween?"


Trouser Snake
No woman will come near you all night


ORLY?
ORLY?


Whatever The Fuck This Is
"No, dude, you don't look weird at all."


Baby Man
Put the lotion in the basket


Small Wonder
Remember when costumes were just a mask and a shirt or dress? Yeah, they sucked.


The Runnybutt
Genius! Just squeeze the hand-held bubble to make it ooze diarrhea. Yes, it's real. The costume, I mean, not the diarrhea. Hopefully.


Buns
The oven's okay, but Bun Maker kills it


Death Star
Wonder where his hands are


Maxi Pad
No guy will come near you all night


Saggy Boobs
Only a dude would dress like this.


Dr. Killjoy (kids)
Great for school parties.


Birth 1
Yeah but how do you walk in it?


Birth 2
Group version.


Lil' Hitler (kids)
Because you dressed him as Stalin last year and everyone thought he was Mike Ditka


Pasta with Meat/Balls
Pasta with meatfuck


Village Person
No one under 40 will get it


Yoda?
From The Black Lagoon


Vagina
This is not the worst vagina costume you'll ever see...


Vagina With Tampon
...but this might be