Friday, October 29, 2010
A yearly tradition here at LOTD, freshly updated.
Some are from Sarah, some are from Julie M. Some are clever, others are just lame and/or nasty.
The Toilet (Kids)
For a humiliation your child can tell his shrink about when he's grown.
Toilet Guy #2
The boob is already in there, chief.
Not creepy at all. Did Tattoo have a picture of himself on his suit in the show? I think I would've remembered that.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
The Old Ball & Chain
What woman would go along with this?
Clever, but creepy
Bert & Ernie
It sounded good on paper
The Man-Eating Shark
Burger King Stormtrooper
One theme at a time, please
Because missing children are hi-larious
The lips make it
Frank 'n' Beans
Don't forget to scratch yourselves all night
Plug & Socket
Please don't make me think about you two having sex
You're a total dick
He finally beat Spiderman. Then ate him.
There's millions of these costumes floating around
If anyone tells you that blackface went out with Al Jolson, say, "Quit your jibba jabba, fool!" Voted Costume Most Likely To Get Your Ass Kicked.
I Scream, You Scream
So what's the problem here?
The Littlest Terrorist
Alien baby baby
Wrong but funny
The Turd/Milk Dud
Hard to tell the difference sometimes.
TIE Fighter (Star Wars)
Tomorrow he'll complain, "How come I never get laid on Halloween?"
No woman will come near you all night
Whatever The Fuck This Is
"No, dude, you don't look weird at all."
Put the lotion in the basket
Remember when costumes were just a mask and a shirt or dress? Yeah, they sucked.
Genius! Just squeeze the hand-held bubble to make it ooze diarrhea. Yes, it's real. The costume, I mean, not the diarrhea. Hopefully.
The oven's okay, but Bun Maker kills it
Wonder where his hands are
No guy will come near you all night
Only a dude would dress like this.
Dr. Killjoy (kids)
Great for school parties.
Yeah but how do you walk in it?
Lil' Hitler (kids)
Because you dressed him as Stalin last year and everyone thought he was Mike Ditka
Pasta with Meat/Balls
Pasta with meatfuck
No one under 40 will get it
From The Black Lagoon
This is not the worst vagina costume you'll ever see...
Vagina With Tampon
...but this might be