Boob Phrenology Handkerchief Of The Day (NSFW-ish)

Phrenology is an outdated, pseudo-scientific theory stating that personality traits can be derived from the shape of someone's skull. This hanky applies that theory to women's breasts instead. Talk about stereotyping -- although it was almost certainly meant as a gag, and appears to be from the 1950s. It was sent in by a regular reader who wishes to remain anonymous; she found it in her late father's dresser drawer while cleaning out his things and got a kick out of it.

Now where is Ms. Bananas?

Wannabe Political Wives of the Day

I want to be a political wife to improve my chances of Daisy photoshopping me for a LOTD post. How about you?

- Heidi Renée

11 Things That Look Like Darth Vader (And 7 That Don't)

From Maxim, College Humor and more.

OBI-WAN HAS TAUGHT THEM WELL


Darth balloon


Darth-o-Lantern


Darth lamp


Darthbucks


Darth toast


Darthgoyle


Darth coffee mug


Darth Tater


Darthigami


You have fried me for the last time


Disco Darth


DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE SUCK SIDE

Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Trombone

best of craigslist > south florida >

Husband wants a rusty trombone for his birthday

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Date: 2009-04-27, 8:03PM EDT

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My husband has asked for a rusty trombone for his birthday, which is Wednesday. I've scoured the pawn shops and music stores, and I haven't found one.

I am guessing that rusty ones will be cheaper than new ones, and I don't know what the big deal is, but it's what he wants and he is very specific about it. I could have bought a dozen new ones at this point, but he says that a rusty trombone is nostalgic for him, so I suppose it will mean more.

If you selling (or even giving away) a rusty trombone, please let me know what you have, how much it costs and how I can get it (will you deliver it, or will I have to go to you?).

Also, suggestions on how to wrap such a thing? Please help, I am down to the wire on this thing and I don't like being this late with a gift!!!