Poorly Dressed People of the Day

It's bad enough that I keep seeing people wearing pajama pants out in public, but they've got nothing on these folks. All pics from Poorly Dressed People of the World, all captions by me, Bev.


Willy Wonka's brother, Wally Weirdo


Plaid Motherf**ker


I don't blame him; I hate pants too.


Ogre! Ogre! Ogre! (the face of the woman on the right says it all)


Hey kids, want a ride? I'm not terrifying at all!


Whenever you hear a bell ring a Scottish fiddler gets his wings.


Nothing says, "Bad-ass Gangsta" like a side pony tail and Sharpie eyebrows.


Ah, the 80's.


Has anyone seen Jane? She was right here a minute ago....


No matter what, Lois always insists upon supportive footwear.


Someone get this man a double latte, STAT!


Boy, Baryshnikov is not aging well.


Yup.

Lawsuit Of The Day: Ring Toss

From The Smoking Gun.

Waitress Sues Over Naked Ring Toss

OCTOBER 11--A waitress claims that the married owners of an Oregon restaurant created a hostile workplace in which the employee was solicited for sex advice, was asked to rub lotion on the husband’s penis, guess the man’s “measurements,” and participate in a “ring toss game on his penis,” according to a federal harassment lawsuit.

Jessica Webber alleges she quit her job last year at the Markum Inn in the midst of a private party thrown by Ward and Julie Frederick, the eatery’s owners. According to her October 6 complaint, a copy of which you’ll find here, Webber had worked at the Marquam restaurant for nearly three years.

Webber contends that Julie Frederick “talked about her sexual fantasies” and asked “about sexual advice” on several occasions. Frederick, she noted, also showed her a letter from her husband which “promised to fulfill any sexual fantasy.” Mr. Frederick is pictured at right in a family photo that was included in recent ad for the Markum Inn.

According to the lawsuit, Webber’s employment ended last April during a private “Ladies only” party that Julie Frederick, 44, said “was a practice run” for a future bachelorette party. During the party, Webber recalled, Julie Frederick “handed out a questionnaire to plaintiff and others with questions ... regarding the size and circumference of Mr. Frederick’s penis.”

When partygoers arrived, Ward Frederick, 46, “stripped down to thong underwear” and began giving lap dances to employees and guests, Webber claimed. “A few minutes later, Mr. Frederick removed his thong, and became completely nude.” At that point, Julie Frederick “began asking the guests and employees to guess the measurements of Mr. Frederick’s penis and asked employees to rub lotion on Mr. Frederick.”

Ward Frederick then allegedly “began masturbating in front of the guests and employees so the measurements of his erect penis could be taken, and so others could play a ring toss game on his penis.”

Webber noted that she left the restaurant while the party was still in progress and “did not return to work at the Markum Inn.” Webber’s civil complaint, which names the Markum Inn as the sole defendant, includes claims for sexual harassment, hostile environment, and wrongful termination.

A TSG message left for the Fredericks at their business was not returned by the couple. In a Markum Inn advertisement, the couple describe the restaurant’s atmosphere as “warm, inviting,” adding that it is “in a setting that welcomes the whole family.”

Music Vid Of The Day: Homeless Puppeteer Under Pressure

And now for something completely different.



Okay, so he's not really a homeless guy. (Here's the 411.) Not that it matters. Talented guy.

Love Your Eyebrows! (Of The Day)

Good stuff from Kat, Dianna and Amy.


Quote, unquote


Mr. Freeze


Constance Surprise


Browless Bob


It


Comedy & Tragedy


You Must Pay The Rent! But I Can't Pay The Rent!


Julia Caesar


Nobody move. I don't think it's seen us yet.


Dopey (with Grumpy's eyebrows)


Señor Oruga


Unee Brau


Mona Brow


The Visor


Dad?


The Yeti