Ironic Doll Of The Day: Barbie

A bit redundant, no? From Cajun Man.



Here's the blurb on the Mattel website. They forgot to include a teleprompter. She's gonna need that teleprompter.

Barbie® I Can Be...™ dolls and accessories empower girls to play out different roles and "try on" fabulous careers, including news anchor, the first Barbie® profession chosen by global vote. Wearing a posh pink suit with black accents and carrying a B News folder, camera and microphone, this savvy journalist reports up-to-the-minute news in signature Barbie® style.

• Dressed in a powerful pink and black ensemble
• Comes with microphone, news folder, and camera
• Special code inside each package unlocks career-themed content online
• Perfect for girls aged 3 and up

Crappy Taxidermy of the Day

If you think these are creepy (and you will), you should see the ones I didn't use. Pics from Crappy Taxidermy.

- Bev

WTF Recall Of The Day

Okay, who's been feeding peanuts to the lobsters?



It's not really lobster shit - it's candy. Why anyone would call their candy lobster shit is beyond me, especially if there's a chance it has peanuts or corn in it, but hey, it's Maine, so there you go. They're not like the rest of us.

You can thank Wendy in VA for this one.

Facebook Status Of The Day

From Dorf and Failbook.com.

Commercials Of The Day: Panda

Eat the fucking cheese.