Speaking of Jackass...
From my amigo, Willie. Don't miss the end.
Friday, August 6, 2010
Is it Halloween? Cuz these are creepy as hell.
Hey -- loved you in The Ring!
Grandma and Grandpa want you to come over and
have be dinner
You know it's bad when even the mullet sucks
... who looks like the world's creepiest dad
Of all the things to get right, those awful bangs?
My wife, the Wookiee
This might be my favorite one. The dead tooth is perfect.
Mom and her ventriloquist doll
Do I have something in my teeth?
Loving? I don't think so.
Well the boys did love the Teletubbies
Sicilia always had a smile on her face, even after three nights stuck in a chimney.
Come play with us, Danny. Forever. And ever. And ever.
Ew.. your kid by your hairy nipple?
Gerber Harvey Oswald
The cap should read "USS Enterprise," because that's Mr. Sulu on the right.
If Grandma were here she'd beat you with a stick, boy
Clapping hands? No, praying: "Dear God, don't let anyone see me like this."
Somebody has a secret admirer. Nervous laughter ensues.
Trinceton on a bender. And what the fuck's a Trinceton?
best of craigslist > new york >
Grooming Circle - w4mm
Date: 2009-05-11, 5:20PM EDT
I have not cut my hair since age 14. I am 5'8" and my nut-brown locks fall well past the small of my back, terminating just below the buttocks. I am 32 years old but often get i.d.'d when i buy wine spritzer by the case. I work in elder-care, and several of my male charges have described me as both "comely" and a "handsome woman." I used to permit these fellows to brush my hair until i was reprimanded by my superiors.
This is how the "grooming circle" works:
I will distribute to each man a numbered brush from my array of fine boar's head bristle brushes (2 have ivory handles, 4 have tortoise shell). Each man will gather around me and take hold of a lock of hair approx 1/4 inch in diameter. Each man will then spread out from me in what i refer to as the "maypole formation." I will let out a long sigh as a signal to commence brushing in tandem. I may need to periodically give notes, and will refer to each man by brush number.
Please do not suggest music. We will be listening to the Gypsy Kings.
We will all be clothed. This is not overtly sexual in nature. You may take off your shoes but not your socks.
All I require is that you be of sound mind, have clean finger nails, no callouses, and a steady hand. A steady hand is essential to proper brushing rythmn.
For those first-timers who have never participated in a "grooming circle" before and are feeling nervous, I will offer you a ladyfinger soaked in peach schnopps to calm you. I also have wine spritzer if that is more to your taste. Again, there is nothing so offputting as an unsteady hand.
I will provide refreshments afterwords: ginger snaps, necco wafers, and fresca.
Do not bring in any outside brushes.
Please email me your responses and a photo of your hands.
PS I have no grey hairs (at least not on my head).