21 Awesome Office Cube Pranks Of The Day

Exercises in passive-aggression because you were on vacation and they weren't. Very funny -- now clean all this shit up, fucko. From Maxim.com.





















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Classic Movie Trailer Of The Day: Comedian

Classic not because it's old, but because it's awesome. IFC has it at #5 on their list of the best 50 movie trailers ever. But did anyone here actually see the film? I didn't.

The V.O. guy is the great Hal Douglas.

July Engrish Roundup

So close.


Mom: "Why are you taking my olive oil to the bathroom?"
Larry: "We're out of cocking oil."




Put one of these over your bed. I did.


When the grass starts smiling, it's time to put down the grass.






"I don't know what they're called in English," his boss said. "Just type something."


Studed


Yes please!


At the DMV, I presume






You better keep them old fat hos away from the snack bar


Someone split its head open


Formerly Ed Hardy


Made in China


C'mere and gimme some pussage, girl


We call those corn dogs




We call that sausage

The Difference in Cats and Dogs

Here's what happens when you turn on a treadmill with a dog on it:



And here's what happens when you turn on a treadmill with cats on it:



-Frank

More treadmill cats here

Stupid people on treadmills here)